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Loud Whispers

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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #75 on: March 12, 2012, 01:45:03 pm »
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:44:22 pm
Ok, enough talk about soap. BACK TO OUR OWN HORRIBLE POSSESION SPAWNED JUNK!!!

But the soap... THE SOAP.
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #76 on: March 12, 2012, 01:52:35 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 12, 2012, 01:45:03 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:44:22 pm
Ok, enough talk about soap. BACK TO OUR OWN HORRIBLE POSSESION SPAWNED JUNK!!!

But the soap... THE SOAP.
The soap has been exhausted! I want moar dog leather thongs! I mean... er....Shit...
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #77 on: March 12, 2012, 02:41:57 pm »
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:52:35 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 12, 2012, 01:45:03 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:44:22 pm
Ok, enough talk about soap. BACK TO OUR OWN HORRIBLE POSSESION SPAWNED JUNK!!!

But the soap... THE SOAP.
The soap has been exhausted! I want moar dog leather thongs! I mean... er....Shit...

Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 12, 2012, 01:45:03 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:44:22 pm
Ok, enough talk about soap. BACK TO OUR OWN HORRIBLE POSSESION SPAWNED JUNK!!!

But the soap... THE SOAP.

im gonna go mod in soap leather and wait...
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #78 on: March 12, 2012, 03:07:58 pm »
Favorite: Adamantine Battle Axe "Failurestrangles"

This is an adamantine battle axe. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encruster with radiant cut light yellow diamonds and encircled with bands of adamantine and point cut light yellow diamonds. This object is adorned with hanging rings of obsidian. On the item is an image of hives in blood thorn. On the item is an image of rose cut gems in obsidian. On the item is an image of cushion cabochons in light yellow diamond. On the item is an image of an adamantine battle axe in cave spider silk.

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Most Reviled: Blood thorn mini-forge (dickhead kid got a mood and used my precious adamantine to make this stupid thing.)
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #79 on: March 12, 2012, 05:14:31 pm »
Favourite: Adamantine short sword encircled with bands of moose bone.
Best name: Granite crown: the Lessons of Pregnancy
Worst: Chert quern
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #80 on: March 12, 2012, 05:22:11 pm »
Quote from: LARD on March 12, 2012, 05:14:31 pm
Favourite: Adamantine short sword encircled with bands of moose bone.
Best name: Granite crown: the Lessons of Pregnancy
Worst: Chert quern

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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #81 on: March 12, 2012, 06:24:42 pm »
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:52:35 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 12, 2012, 01:45:03 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:44:22 pm
Ok, enough talk about soap. BACK TO OUR OWN HORRIBLE POSSESION SPAWNED JUNK!!!

But the soap... THE SOAP.
The soap has been exhausted! I want moar dog leather thongs! I mean... er....Shit...

Well a f**king child with a fell mood made me a dwarf leather thong. This is on a fort where the other 6 artifacts are also thongs, including one that menaces with spikes of iron.
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #82 on: March 12, 2012, 08:57:24 pm »
Exactly. I was poking fun at you.
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #83 on: March 12, 2012, 09:05:50 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on March 12, 2012, 06:24:42 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:52:35 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 12, 2012, 01:45:03 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:44:22 pm
Ok, enough talk about soap. BACK TO OUR OWN HORRIBLE POSSESION SPAWNED JUNK!!!

But the soap... THE SOAP.
The soap has been exhausted! I want moar dog leather thongs! I mean... er....Shit...

Well a f**king child with a fell mood made me a dwarf leather thong. This is on a fort where the other 6 artifacts are also thongs, including one that menaces with spikes of iron.

At least it isn't made out of solid Adamantine and spiked with tentacle demon...
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #84 on: March 12, 2012, 09:26:38 pm »
Quote from: wastedlands on March 12, 2012, 09:05:50 pm
Quote from: HugoLuman on March 12, 2012, 06:24:42 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:52:35 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 12, 2012, 01:45:03 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 12, 2012, 01:44:22 pm
Ok, enough talk about soap. BACK TO OUR OWN HORRIBLE POSSESION SPAWNED JUNK!!!

But the soap... THE SOAP.
The soap has been exhausted! I want moar dog leather thongs! I mean... er....Shit...

Well a f**king child with a fell mood made me a dwarf leather thong. This is on a fort where the other 6 artifacts are also thongs, including one that menaces with spikes of iron.

At least it isn't made out of solid Adamantine and spiked with tentacle demon...

The horror. THE HORROR
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #85 on: March 13, 2012, 04:37:54 pm »
Just got a sheep bone hammer. Will that do better or worse than silver?
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #86 on: March 13, 2012, 04:40:14 pm »
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #87 on: March 13, 2012, 04:44:19 pm »
I'd probably say my worst was a fungiwood blowgun. Mainly because it wouldnt be completely useless if Urist McUseless had opted to create some ammo for his new magical creation.

I'm getting pretty sick of earrings and figurines, wish I could give them to my dwarves or at least display them without mods
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If adamantine is perfectly rigid, as shown by having 0 strain at fracture in the raw files, then the speed of sound in the metal approaches the speed of light. Adamantine musical instruments would produce ultrasonic vibrations, and cut off the fingers of the musician.

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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #88 on: March 13, 2012, 07:03:11 pm »
I get so many junky craft artifacts that I'm starting to wonder if Toady made them more prevalent for moods.
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Re: Best/worst artifacts
« Reply #89 on: March 14, 2012, 05:30:23 pm »
Nist Bekar, The Fears of Dripping, a lead scourge.

Damnit I need to abandon and go get as adventurer.
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