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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

I do believe Talvi's Sanity Meter just took a few hits into the negative.

[Talvieno]

Depends. Terrahex PM'd me after I posted and implied that it might conflict with his story plot, so we're discussing it. Waiting for him to reply now. I do very much like the idea of Talvi as an "evil villain", though. I think she'd be particularly scary. She's cute and sweet, unless you get on her bad side.

[Splint]

Clearly, given the incidents with the chopping and the throwing friends into chasms...

EDIT: Good News! The Master says he'll be able to start his turn later today! I'll change his turn status when he makes his first Entry.

[TheDemocrodile]

I`ve just spent the last four days reading this thread and i`m loving every bit of it. Keep it up gentlemen!
Incidentally im bloody glad your keeping a PDF of this going, I`m currently doing a PDF of Syrupleaf having just finished one on Headshoots and I`m delighted i wont have to do one on this fortress too!

[The Master]

A tomb exploads into flames somewhere in the depths of Spearbreakers, sending nearby soap makers into an insane frenzy. Out of flames, steps out the skeleton of the great Master. Using his all-mighty powers, he tears the nearest dwarf neatly in half, rips out the insides, bones and all, then uses the veins and arteries strewn about the place and a severed index finger to sow the body up into a suit. After carefully putting it on, he grins. So began the ruling of the single worst ruler of Spearbreakers yet.

I'll have the first seasonal update up by Tuesday at the latest. If i'm taking too long, i may split it up into a two parter.

[Lolfail0009]

A tomb exploads into flames somewhere in the depths of Spearbreakers, sending nearby soap makers into an insane frenzy. Out of flames, steps out the skeleton of the great Master. Using his all-mighty powers, he tears the nearest dwarf neatly in half, rips out the insides, bones and all, then uses the veins and arteries strewn about the place and a severed index finger to sow the body up into a suit. After carefully putting it on, he grins. So began the ruling of the single worst ruler of Spearbreakers yet.

That. Was. AWESOME!

[Splint]

Would have preferred a less... Destructive sounded resurrection but ok, we'll just assume that was an unlucky skulker.... Just please don't go out of your way to make things worse.

[soulslicerjames]

Good News! The Master says he'll be able to start his turn later today! I'll change his turn status when he makes his first Entry.

Are we sure this is good news?  I distinctly remember people freaking out in fear of what he might do the last time he was up for a turn.

EDIT: double-ninja'd, with evidence supporting my observation
Edit2: splintja'd while I was making that last edit

[tomio175]

And now, boys and undercover police officers, Beethoven's fifth.

[Aseaheru]

v for victory?

[zacen299]

Well crap this fortress is doomed. I guess we're up to Spearbreakers 2......

[Aseaheru]

not yet. wait untill it dies. but you might want to tell the Frog to break out his mods.

[Lolfail0009]

I can donate mods if anyone wishes.

The Master? Don't kill us unless the deaths are glorious.

[Splint]

I've requested twice that he not go out of his way to kill us all. Nature's been doing a fine job of that on it's own.

[zacen299]

Dude this is the Master we're talking about I don't think any sort of requests will stop the horror even if he doesn't kill everything you know he's going to drive the dorfs to insanity and we're going to have a tantrum spiral we all know it.