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raptorfangamer

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2012, 12:19:30 pm »
Quote from: Xeron on February 24, 2012, 11:37:37 am
Command the dwarves to pack up everything.Order the construction of a wagon.We need to find a more suitable location

preferrably somewhere haunted next to some joyous wilds, if not, desecrate the nearest village and drink the blood of everyone!
specially the ones with bone trinkets!
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"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2012, 04:05:18 pm »
No it would be better if we tried to steal a gobbo fortress.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2012, 01:23:57 am »
After ordering the carpenter to construct a wagon, and slaying a dwarf that wanted to stay behind and make soap, you command the remaining dwarves to pack up. After several days of travel you come upon a dark fortress, the skeletal werewolves and shreaking wamblers hint at this evil huanted terrifyingly corrupt biome, embark?

Got sick, back now.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #63 on: February 28, 2012, 09:22:41 am »
KEEL EET ALL
CLAIM THE GOBLIN FORTRESS AS YOURS

SEND DWARVEN BABY SNATCHERS, AMBUSH SQUADS, AND FINALLY SIEGE THEM WHEN THEY HIT 80 GOBBOS!
yay
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #64 on: February 28, 2012, 10:27:34 am »
You send out a dwarf to scout the site, he says there is a frightening lack of  goblins, only seeing 7 in all; he also thinks it would be best to find somewhere to dig in before winter.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #65 on: February 28, 2012, 10:37:03 am »
Enslave the goblins just like the dwarves.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #66 on: February 28, 2012, 10:43:24 am »
send a dwarven ambush squad with you as a leader, order socks and then integrate them to your populace as slaves
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #67 on: February 28, 2012, 11:58:58 am »
A dwarf suggests we ambush them and take their socks...

Fuck all that noise, you walk right up and order them to be enslaved.
A very confused green thing identifies itself as the goblin leader and a hammer through the face later the remaining goblins submit; damn strraight.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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« Reply #68 on: February 28, 2012, 01:40:15 pm »
Time for experiments !
Command a dwarven man to breed with a goblin woman .
Await the resulting child and note the results.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #69 on: February 28, 2012, 03:08:24 pm »
You examine the dwarves and goblins, with plans of crossbreeding, and realize all at once you cannot determine the genders for either race, grabbing a pair at random and ordering them to mate, results in alot of crying and cowering while begging for lives, and a general feel of nonfunction.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #70 on: February 28, 2012, 03:25:54 pm »
Grab a goblin and a dwarf and have them impaled on pikes as a sign to what happens to those who do not listen.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #71 on: February 28, 2012, 03:27:55 pm »
Quote from: Xeron on February 28, 2012, 03:25:54 pm
Grab a goblin and a dwarf and have them impaled on pikes as a sign to what happens to those who do not listen.
if they are by luck, a male and female.
send a damnation to heavens !!FUN!!, execute the remaining dwarves goblins and go to an elven retreat for more slaves in there.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2012, 03:35:33 pm by raptorfangamer »
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
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« Reply #72 on: February 28, 2012, 03:29:14 pm »
No no no .Don't kill the dwarves man.We need them for our screwed up experiments :D
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #73 on: February 28, 2012, 03:36:13 pm »
Quote from: Xeron on February 28, 2012, 03:29:14 pm
No no no .Don't kill the dwarves man.We need them for our screwed up experiments :D

what about the greenhides?
we could send one to explore the caves
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #74 on: February 28, 2012, 03:38:42 pm »
You see the experiment is cross-breeding.If we can obtain Dwablins we need to see if they are better than both dwarves and goblins.
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 06:33:29 pm
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