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Tiruin

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2012, 05:02:46 am »
Order them to brew up a fine pint of Strawberry Wine.

And to herbalize the land.

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Quote from: JackOSpades on February 20, 2012, 04:57:48 am

order them to dig until they hit the Caverns!

((Not yet on the fun zone.))
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Xeron

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2012, 07:23:11 am »
Command them to  butcher all the animals they can find in the zone,and raze all forrests
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 06:33:29 pm
Ah, the spoils of pasting one self's face onto women's bodies...

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2012, 07:49:41 am »

order them to fix us some masterful Cat Biscuits.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2012, 08:01:59 am »
You order the dwarves about, they dig down breaching caverns, raze the land of trees plants and animals, and build you a nice lever in a room of your own; all while you enjoy wine and cat biscits.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2012, 08:05:11 am »
Pull the lever
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 06:33:29 pm
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2012, 09:40:43 am »
nothing seems to be attached to it.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2012, 02:35:49 pm »
TANTRUM!
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2012, 02:58:05 pm »
Kill myself because i'm an elf.
((darn, jackospades said that already!))
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2012, 03:22:44 pm »

Cut off and wear the Beard of the dwarf we murdered gave a break to.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2012, 03:26:02 pm »
You stroke your newly aquired dwarven beard, indeed something needs to die.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2012, 03:38:40 pm »

Prepare a spike pit execution chamber linked to the LEVER, and scatter cage traps around the area.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #41 on: February 21, 2012, 09:29:01 am »
You make the dwarves build you a upright spike trap pit connected to your lever, the idiots make a spear trap room instead filling it with all those wooden spears you got stolen from you, you murder a dwarf for incompetance.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #42 on: February 21, 2012, 09:34:37 am »
throw him outside, wait for the evil mist to come, then fight the evil training dummy!
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2012, 09:40:43 am »
You dont think this is an evil biome, you force a dwarf to stand outside anyways, those fluffy wamblers and unicorn suggest the grotest nature of this biome.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2012, 10:27:19 am »
Attempt to desecrate the good biome ,turning it evil
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 06:33:29 pm
Ah, the spoils of pasting one self's face onto women's bodies...
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