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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #75 on: February 28, 2012, 04:53:55 pm »
You ponder killing everyone, yet again, the dwarves beg you some mercy, and the goblins offer you a tiny pinkish thing calling it a human, and leaving a lot of vagueness what to do with it; it cries annoyingly.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #76 on: February 28, 2012, 04:55:30 pm »
Commence further cross-breeding by forcing the human to do it with dwarves and goblins.Note results
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #77 on: February 28, 2012, 05:10:54 pm »
The dwarves and goblins dont want anything to do with the human, it clinging to your leg and crying is getting frustrating; killing it seams like the best plan.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2012, 05:13:02 pm by rarborman »
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #78 on: February 28, 2012, 05:14:48 pm »
Have the human butchered and served as food for the entire population.Continue to enforce the cross-breeding policy of dwarves and goblins
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #79 on: February 28, 2012, 06:18:25 pm »
slap them! do motivational talks!

if all fails, create a meeting area 1 urist x 1 urist x 1 urist, assign a female gob and a male dorf into it.
now youll either get deathly enemies, or a marriage against nature.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #80 on: February 28, 2012, 06:19:30 pm »
One more crossbreeding suggestion and I'll feed you to the skeletal werewolves.

You order the human butchered, the dwarves say they wont ever, the goblins tell you to do it yourself.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #81 on: February 28, 2012, 06:25:44 pm »
V *moves cursor near elf* > p > l > *scroll to farming* > *activate butchery, tanning, and cooking* > Z > enter > stray human > b > esc

now, order dwarves to build a battle arena!
pit them in there and make them fight eachother!
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #82 on: February 28, 2012, 06:43:50 pm »
You go to butcher the human child but cant find the butchery, you grab a dwarf and command the construction of an arena.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #83 on: February 28, 2012, 07:10:50 pm »
Kick the human in the skull, hopefully causing the skull to jam into the brain and tearing it. Then grab a pointy object and butcher human body.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #84 on: May 09, 2012, 05:52:10 pm »
Eat the child
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #85 on: May 09, 2012, 07:55:04 pm »
You kick the human child, the foot jams the skull into the ribcage the heart is smashed the brain is liquified, the pants are messed, the child explodes into gore... great now there isnt enough child to butcher, but you do feel something, is this joy? You eat the bloody gore, not half bad, the dwarves finish an arena for you, it just so happens to have a few ugly floppy things they have caught during its construction, kobolds they call them, entertainment you call them.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #86 on: October 21, 2012, 03:08:38 pm »
begin cutebold crossbreading breeding? :P
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #87 on: October 21, 2012, 04:00:27 pm »
Quote from: wer6 on October 21, 2012, 03:08:38 pm
begin cutebold crossbreading breeding? :P

. . .

Free the kobolds.

Into the caverns.

Watch forgotten beasts murder them.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #88 on: October 21, 2012, 04:02:29 pm »
oh crap, this thread i picked up at page 48 this thing died  4 years ago! then the owner died with it
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #89 on: October 21, 2012, 04:04:24 pm »
Quote from: wer6 on October 21, 2012, 04:02:29 pm
oh crap, this thread i picked up at page 48 this thing died  4 years ago! then the owner died with it

Wait, did we just ninja a four year old thread?

... Quick, disappear into the forum.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute
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