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Vlynndar

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #75 on: March 26, 2009, 09:25:49 am »
Also:

Quote from: Psyco Jelly on March 23, 2009, 11:01:00 pm
Giant-ass magnifying glass and 2000 KW bulb.

Point at enemy and turn on.
Fun times.

Next: Kinetic Weapon

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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #76 on: March 26, 2009, 02:21:44 pm »
Quote from: Vlynndar on March 26, 2009, 09:24:34 am
Toaster.

Insert sliced bread.
Point at enemy.
Select crispyness.
Select crispyness of enemy.
Wait.
Win.

Warning: May cause tea parties.



Love seat.
Will make anyone feel UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.
Next: Remote control.

Toast Remote Control:

And so I said, by the power of my Toast Remote Control!

Has the ability to acess any channel of your choice, including pay-per-veiw. Doubles as a LAZER.

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how would a Fortress based curse work?

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Rocks fall, everyone dies.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #77 on: March 26, 2009, 03:43:25 pm »
A gun with a trigger that is pulled by the bullet firing.

Next: The 'P' Key on a keyboard.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #78 on: March 26, 2009, 03:52:37 pm »
(actually, nearly every full-auto machinegun works on that principle, except it doesn't pull the external part of the trigger)

A custom script written in assembly language that is able to integrate into any personal computer and rig the "P" button on its keyboard to initiate forced calcuation of the Pi constant with maximum precision, overloading the processor and destroying the machine.

Next: Skyscraper.
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Vlynndar

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2009, 05:23:41 pm »
Skyscraper lance. What it says on the tin. Be sure to use a pointy building, not for instance the erotic pickle.

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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #80 on: March 28, 2009, 01:17:38 am »
Pickle-on-a-stick: It is a pickle, on a stick, you point it at people, it makes them pickley...

Next: Equipment for penguin shock troops.
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Dwarf

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #81 on: March 28, 2009, 04:03:20 am »
Cyanide tablet™

Thus, penguins have a fast and painless way of removing themselves from this world.

GO AWAY, PENGUINS.
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Now, if we could only mod Giant War Eagles to carry crossbows, we could do strafing runs on the elves who sold the eagles to us in the first place.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #82 on: March 28, 2009, 07:05:37 am »
Club-To-Death Club.

Can make it self ludicrously oversized at its owners will, menaces with spikes of steel that make it likely to cause a painful and gory death. Can only be reversed with "the magic words".

Next:A weapon that is not a weapon.
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how would a Fortress based curse work?

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Rocks fall, everyone dies.

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Vlynndar

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #83 on: March 28, 2009, 10:36:52 am »
Ceci n'est pas une arme.

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Will confuse enemies to death.

For those who don't know, Magritte made that painting. And it actually is not a pipe, I mean, can you stuff it?

(Tintin (I believe that's what you englishfolk call it) spoofed this by having the gallery with this painting also having a mirror with the text "Ceci n'est pas un idiot".)(Or this was actually so and wikipedia doesn't say it is)

EDIT: Next: Paintstripper and paintroller.
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #84 on: March 28, 2009, 04:18:12 pm »
Military grade Paint removal kit.

pour the ph1 paint stripper onto the paint roller.

Roll on to desired site of demolition.

Wait.

voila, a DIY door.

Category: Hosepipe
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #85 on: March 28, 2009, 04:45:24 pm »
This hosepipe is directly connected to the interuniversal supply of H2O and shoots water with 1036[/] x 9.9 yottapascal pressure. Which means that it will blast your ass off.

Next: Ungory, unbloodely unnoticable death.
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Now, if we could only mod Giant War Eagles to carry crossbows, we could do strafing runs on the elves who sold the eagles to us in the first place.

Vlynndar

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #86 on: March 28, 2009, 05:41:21 pm »
Instant forest teleportation.

If a tree falls on someone in the forest, does anyone notice?

Next: Paintbrush.
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #87 on: March 28, 2009, 08:00:40 pm »
Obtain brush.  Obtain victim.  Liberally apply mixture of golden lead-based paint and contact sedative.  Cover skin, force brush into mouth.  Allow victim to die, Goldfinger-style, from overheating and breathing difficulties.

[Not, admittedly, insane as a weapon.  But it would take a reasonably insane person to do this.]


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