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Author Topic: Insane Weapon Game  (Read 9158 times)

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2009, 10:21:25 pm »
 Shovel-rifle. Like a gunblade, but more practical!

 Next: Non-lethal crowd weapon.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2009, 10:23:43 pm »
Tentacle Grenades

Warning do not use around japanese school girls.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2009, 10:29:00 pm »
Mood light, shine it at people and they enter a strange mood.

Warning, victims may become lethal.

next: Time distortion
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Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2009, 10:38:38 pm »
Plot device!

It turns out that undoing the singularity is actually useful.
Warning: May cuase unintended sequel.


Next: Jay Leno
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2009, 10:55:37 pm »
Jay Leno.

 Next: Light-based weapons.
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I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2009, 11:01:00 pm »
Giant-ass magnifying glass and 2000 KW bulb.

Point at enemy and turn on.
Fun times.

Next: Kinetic Weapon
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2009, 11:25:38 pm »
Space-Time warp cannon.

Manipulates the direction and velocity of objects through advanced quantum hyper wormhole mechanical physics.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any destruction on a universal scale caused by this product

Brain-altering weapon.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2009, 11:46:48 pm »


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potato chip related weaponry
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2009, 12:42:32 am »
The spinning star-shaped potato chip strikes the elf in the lower body, it is broken...

Next: Something made from bones
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
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Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2009, 12:53:12 am »
A bone Rocket Launcher, which fires rockets that vaporize flesh, and explodes bones into kittens.

Next: Cliche Futuristic Weaponry. Useless lights and buttons optional.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2009, 01:06:11 am »
The hyper-kinetic particle inversion device.

Normally it bypasses all defences and causes organic matter to disintegrate, while leaving equipment intact.

But if your reverse the polarity it causes Stellar bodies to explode!!!

Next: pets
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2009, 08:20:06 am »
Feral-elephant-on-a-leash

Crushes and pulverises victims.

Warning: Requires regular feeding and cleaning. Loyalty to owner may differ between devices.

Next: Ballistic Mining device
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2009, 08:28:44 am »
Kittunneller: Pulverises Earth by propelling kittens into it at extreme velocities.

Warning: Using nobles and/or elves as ammunition is not officially supported and will void the warranty...

Next: Dehydration
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2009, 10:27:29 am »
Pre Lorica Segmenta Romans in tanks. The tanks run on so much water that everybody dies of dehydration.

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Clocks
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Quote from: Puck on October 29, 2010, 08:08:05 am
It felt a bit like a movie in which two stoners try to steal a military helicopter

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2009, 11:16:15 am »
 Bullet-mounted clocks. Always know the time of being shot.

 Next: Improvised weaponry
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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