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Psyco Jelly

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Insane Weapon Game
« on: March 23, 2009, 06:56:30 pm »
This is a forum game where users post ideas for insane weapons. Each player will post a weapon that fits a category mentioned in the post above, and posts a category for the next user. EXAMPLE


Atom Lance

600 Kilograms in weight
12 Meters long
Effective range: 6 parsecs

Fires a beam of hydrogen plasma in a straight beam.

Warning, unauthorized use may cause incineration of body, and total loss of atmosphere.

Next Category: Anti-air
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 07:00:20 pm »
Flak Pistol

20 Pounds
1 Foot Long
Range:2 Miles

Fires a rather large explosive bullet, able to destroy heavy aircraft

Warning: Do not look in barrel and press trigger

Next: Bomb
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 08:23:24 pm »
Hydrogen Bomb

massive pink balloon
yellow smiley face
filled with hydrogen

bounces around seemingly harmlessly, until you burn it.

Warning: it is more "fun" than it looks.

Next: Chemical Weaponry
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 08:27:48 pm »
Water Balloon Full of Cyanide

Non-massive pink balloon
Yellow "oh god this stuff will kill you" face
Filled with cyanide

Throw it at people.

Next: Bio-warfare, or whatever they call throwing diseased animals at your enemies. Or releasing diseases on them.
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 08:35:29 pm »
Sonic Diarrhea

Looks like a cup of warm tea.
Upon drinking, the consumer instantly expels his vitals through every open orifice. Those exposed to residue for over five seconds risk contracting the virus.

Hold it... Hold it... BOOM!

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« Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 08:39:32 pm by Psyco Jelly »
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2009, 08:36:55 pm »
Ebola-pult

this is a catapult that fires condensed balls of pure ebola virus in a thin plastic shell.
20 ft lon 10 high
weight 3.5 tons
range: 2 miles depending on wind.



warning: Plastic shell is REAALLY THIN.

atomic weaponry
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2009, 08:38:37 pm »
The uber-nuke!

It's a nuke as big as a 30-story hotel.
Turning that much mass into pure energy makes for a hell of a bang.

Warning: May cause minor injury, or severe cases of death.

Next: Aerial combat
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2009, 08:40:00 pm »
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2009, 08:42:23 pm »
I was mid post while you posted that Pandarsenic so I can't really be bothered checking its relevance.

Homing Pigeon!

Painted red, cause red means bad.
Equipped with a rocket booster and high explosives.
Rams into things and blows up

Warning: Small parts, not for children under 3.

Next: Man-portable Anti-tank weapon.
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2009, 08:52:43 pm »
Tank.

Able to move one man,
and engage hostiles with an array of 120 mm cannon ammo.

Warning: The man in the tank wins!

Next: Anti-Elf
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2009, 08:54:10 pm »
The Distractor

A gun that fires out hookers, the soldiers will be too distracted to operate the tank, and will probably exit it with a $100 in their hands.

Next: Anti - turtle (the animal), head-mounted weapon

Wow thats not even a ninja move there.

The nuclear-powered seal harpoon. They'll be so angry that you violated all their ethics that they'll die of stress related heart problems.

Forgot to say that the next one is anti - turtle, head mounted weaponry.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 08:56:32 pm by sonerohi »
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2009, 09:18:51 pm »
Cat Hat

In the rest mode, the munition rests on the users head.
When a target is identified, the pattened [vermin_hunter] technology will hunt down and destroy it.

WARNING: Some reports have been recieved of the FSM (furry smart munition) being too injured to return kills.


Next: Anti-radar
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2009, 09:21:06 pm »
Lead Block

15 meters by 15 meters
1 meter thick
open space inside

great for hiding inside to be undetected by most things, or for dropping on others.

Next: micro weaponry
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2009, 09:49:31 pm »
Fire snakes. They scare the crap out of the dwarves in my fortress.

Acidic nanobots! They're ridiculously tiny, but they're armed with a potent acid to melt their way through stuff. Namely people.

Next: Doomsday Weapon
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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2009, 09:52:27 pm »
Magma.

By using a cleaver trick of physics, a loop can be created which will continually produce extra magma. Place weapon on top of mountain and pull the lever.

Next: Entrenched Infantry
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