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Author Topic: Insane Weapon Game  (Read 9153 times)

Aqizzar

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2009, 04:40:34 pm »
State Run College

With generations of field testing and refinement, the State College can defoliate a credit rating faster than anything short of Atomic Housing Loans.

WARNING: Improper use of this product can lead to Inflated Self-Importance, loss of Musical Taste, and other debilitating conditions.  Contact your unemployed uncle before attempting to use State College.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2009, 04:42:18 pm »
ZEPPELIN WATCH!

Tells time! And has ZEPPELIN TIME! A personal zeppelin comes to you.

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Strife26

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2009, 05:02:39 pm »
Cocaine

Will suplement the primary chocalate growing areas of the world, destroying the ability for chocalate to be produced.

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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2009, 05:19:55 pm »
SUPER DIMENSION VARIOUS NONSENSE BATTLE FORTRESS MACROSS!!!

Can also transform into a humongous mecha.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2009, 06:18:20 pm »
Spoon/Fork cross, what has science xkcd done?
Killer spook, will tear out jugulars. DO NOT attempt to contain ina theme park.


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WorkerDrone

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2009, 07:55:37 pm »
Carpet Bombers!

They drop bombs wrapped in old carpets people found in their attics.

Warning: May induce dust related injury. Oh, and splodey death. But mostly dust related injury.

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Shoruke

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #51 on: March 24, 2009, 08:21:39 pm »
Roll to Dodge.

-Menaces with spikes of Dice
-Can cause obsessive-compulsive disorder (in people who check it all the time)
-cannot be destroyed by direct means

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #52 on: March 24, 2009, 09:57:54 pm »
Gust Cannon

15m wide barrel
12000 kg

Shoots a gust of air with category 12 hurricane force winds. Pierces the armor of the aliens, and the bacteria in the air poisons and kills them.

Warning: Use only in open air. Indoor use WILL CAUSE ATMOSPHERIC BACKLASH.
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Strife26

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #53 on: March 24, 2009, 10:00:04 pm »
Free space!!

Total Conversion bomb. Converts about five pounds of matter into energy. May cause burns.


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RAM

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2009, 10:05:20 pm »
Anti-alien: Orifice guards: Will place a thick sheet of armour over any orifice in the event that an unidentified life-form or element is detected in the vicinity...

Attention: Product will not be held accountable for any probing and/or impregnation performed using conventional human technology.

Media: Media black-out: Causes untold flame-wars by demanding that a randomly chosen racial group leave the country.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2009, 10:12:04 pm »
Deproductivityizer-
Destroys all productivity in strike zone, effective against all areas which involve use of computers. Releases a virus that selectively installs Dwarf Fortress to every desktop. Managers are expected to be mugged, and the money donated to Bay 12.


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Shoruke

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2009, 10:30:40 pm »
Gold

-Causes instantaneous enrapturement in any who even look at it
-warning: possession may cause nobility

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2009, 06:06:54 am »
Nobles Room:

Comes with cheap bed, cheap coffer, cheap cabinet. Built on retrcating bridge. Over magma. With fire imps. With lazers. Enjoy.

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how would a Fortress based curse work?

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Rocks fall, everyone dies.

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Rilder

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2009, 06:16:47 am »
A massive mace that is completley smooth.

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Re: Insane Weapon Game
« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2009, 06:20:45 am »
Quote from: Rilder on March 25, 2009, 06:16:47 am
A massive mace that is completley smooth.
Do you know how maces operate?
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