Turn Thirteen: Luck Un-luck.I'm still not sure how to combat.
Initiative Doof it in the face with deku stick/staff!
...With a wild cry, you rush to attack and manage to bash yourself in your shins funny bone on the upswing.
You ain't laughing, by the by.
Throw an aloe vera leaf at one of the things'... facey jaw thing and then hide behind Gatlin.
... With precision sharpshooting, you hurl the organic burn cure like a fucking shuriken.
... The leaf immediantly hits massive air resistance and falls to the ground. You feel very foolish and hide your shame from behind Gatlin.
DEVOUR
... The deku baba is too busy laughing at Lala to attack! It bites its tongue in it's confusion!
THROW MY SPEAR attempting to impale both of them in one shot and reap some sicknasty XPs.
DEVOUR
... You facepalm at your teammates antics and resolve to do SOMETHING right. With a running leap, you line up the Deku Babas and take a wild stab.
(...) The first Deku baba dodges out of the way, but you impale the second straight through the mouth.
Unfortunetly, the Baba manages to clamp down on your right hand as the spear goes through it's stem, inflicting heavy damage.
: Gah! You'll regret that!
Schmucks:
Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: SSSSS, ahhhhh.....
Location: Lost woods
Inventory:
Aqua Tunic Deku StaffWounds:
[HP:99/100] Bruised leg.
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Lala
Status: Weed ninja.
Location: Lost woods
Inventory:
Red Tunic Deku Sword Aloe Vera leaves x2Wounds:
[HP:100/100]
Player: Gatleos
Name: Gatlin
Status: Half badass, half crippled.
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory:
Dark Orchid Tunic Deku SpearWounds:
[HP:70/100] Side wound. Gnawed right hand.
Mooks:
Deku Baba 1
Health:
29/30Wounds:
Bitten tongue.
Deku Baba 2
Health
10/30Wounds:
Severed Stem
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