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Author Topic: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 18: Divine intervention?]  (Read 35661 times)

freeformschooler

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #180 on: March 24, 2012, 10:08:17 pm »

: "I say we ignore the ominous howling that is absolutely not from a two hundred pound beast tearing a hapless adventurer to shreds. Onwards!"

Onwards!
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #181 on: March 25, 2012, 12:01:33 am »

(So I got bored a while ago.)

: "I'M NOT A LUMBERJACK! I'M NOT A LUMBERJACK! I'M NOT A LUMBERJACK!"

Run away like there's a two hundred pound beast about to tear me to shreds.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #182 on: March 25, 2012, 01:31:05 am »



"Ok, but I just want to check out this neat leaf first! Ooh!"

Also onwards, via leaf checking out.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2012, 08:40:43 am by lawastooshort »
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #183 on: March 25, 2012, 08:37:15 am »

Eheh, that's a pretty good face Sinpwn.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #184 on: March 25, 2012, 03:03:24 pm »

: "Welp."

Follow Hayley down whatever random path we choose to follow, keeping an eye out for monsters.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn @&#: ▌αíQ¡♪╝╗║╜╖]
« Reply #186 on: April 01, 2012, 12:30:46 pm »

Blorp.

TURN @&#: ▌αíQ¡♪╝╗║╜╖

Onwards!
(1) YOU CANNOT MOVE ONWARDS, THE BEAST WITH A THOUSAND LIMBS IS HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE!

BWATB; What shall I do with you, my pretty?
: NOOOOOOOOO-

This is the most boring game of arm wrestling you've ever had. Seriously, it's like he's all wet noodles or- wait.

Follow Hayley down whatever random path we choose to follow, keeping an eye out for monsters.

[5]
: "Yeah! Shake that thing!"

You keep a very good eye on the monsters.

You have fallen prey to the succubus, and your tale ends here. Next time don't explore the demonic brothel.

Also onwards, via leaf checking out.
[6]
: Oh god I'm trippin balls!
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: Aguhuuhuhuuuuu.....

That is some good shit right there, girl.

Run away like there's a two hundred pound beast about to tear me to shreds.
[6+2=8]

You punch out the tank. Clearly you will need to pull out the big guns. Unleashing the fury, you activate your TWIN FULLY AUTO TRI-BARRELD REVOLVER ROCKET LAUNCHERS!

: DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA
You have annihilated the Nazi Elf Mafia.

CONGRATURATON! YOU IS WINDER!
« Last Edit: April 01, 2012, 12:41:58 pm by dermonster »
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #187 on: April 01, 2012, 12:34:05 pm »

You win the Joke Turn Award.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #188 on: April 01, 2012, 01:07:57 pm »

AWWWWW YEAH!
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #189 on: April 02, 2012, 04:42:18 am »

Next time don't explore the demonic brothel.
That's not gonna happen and you know it.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #190 on: April 07, 2012, 10:07:51 pm »

This is incredibly silly.

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #191 on: April 29, 2012, 09:30:18 am »

IMPATIENT BUMP.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 11: He's a lumberjack and he's in pain~]
« Reply #192 on: January 19, 2013, 01:33:10 am »

Do you remember, in ages long past?

In times before man and hylian?

When the world was naught but a spark in the darkness?

When I forged the land?

When I cast down the law?

When the from my lips blew life?

When Power, Wisdom, and courage bathed the land In light?

But... do you remember when the light died?


Turn Twelve: A year, minus a week or two.

Familiar faces, unknown places...

Onwards!

... Managing to free yourself from your sudden stupor, you march onwards, followed by your companions. Aside from the faint but everpresent notes coming from behind you, the forest is eerily silent.

: It certainly seems nice... oh what the christ is that.

Also onwards, via leaf checking out.

... As you follow Hayley, you examine the local plant life. To your excitement, you manage to grab two or three pieces of what you recognize to be an aloe vera plant.

: Score! Hey guys, look what I- holy fuck.

Follow Hayley down whatever random path we choose to follow, keeping an eye out for monsters.

... Valiently striding forth, you completely fail to notice the yammerings of your teammates and ram face first into the gaping maw of what appears to be the bastard offspring of a venus flytrap, a phirana, and the goddamn devil.

: Hissssssssss

: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

... You actually seem to jump towards the devil plant as it's jaws close in on you. You are bolidly liften and shaken by the massive teeth it has before abruptly being spat out a small distance away, a small chunk of flesh missing from your side.

Another plant bursts up beside the second one, lured by the smell of blood. You think. It doesn't seem to have a nose. They sway side to side, waiting for a good oportunity to strike.

Run away like there's a two hundred pound beast about to tear me to shreds.

(Your last post was in September so until proven otherwise (You have until the end of the Deku baba battle) you got mauled and eated by a giant wolf thing. The skull kids are dissapoint.)




Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Not really all that phased. You've seem some shit, man.
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Aqua Tunic Deku Staff
Wounds: [HP:100/100]

Player: lawastooshort
Name: Lala
Status: Oh fuck.
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Red Tunic Deku Sword  Aloe Vera leaves x3
Wounds: [HP:100/100]

Player: Sinpwn
Name: Sinclair
Status: Dead until proven otherwise.
Location: Lost in the woods.
Inventory: Dark Red Tunic 15 Rupees. Piece of grass.
Wounds: [HP:90/100] Fractured Rib Slashed chest. Corruption: 20/100

Player: Gatleos
Name: Gatlin
Status: In massive, easily avoidable pain.
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory: Dark Orchid Tunic Deku Spear
Wounds: [HP:95/100] Side wound.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2013, 11:34:35 am by dermonster »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #193 on: January 19, 2013, 01:38:45 am »

[Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
The tale continues again!
The song we sing,
The story to tell,
Reach living ears again!]
« Last Edit: January 19, 2013, 01:40:51 am by Tiruin »
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #194 on: January 19, 2013, 01:39:11 am »

Well, that was unexpected. Kinda.
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