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Author Topic: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 18: Divine intervention?]  (Read 35670 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #195 on: January 19, 2013, 01:40:31 am »

Well, that was unexpected. Kinda.

Good unexpected?
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #197 on: January 19, 2013, 03:06:34 am »

God damn it. I need the entire party slaughtered before I'll get a chance.

Plus all the good colors are taken.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #198 on: January 19, 2013, 03:48:56 am »

Throw an aloe vera leaf at one of the things'... facey jaw thing and then hide behind Gatlin.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2013, 11:25:51 am by lawastooshort »
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #199 on: January 19, 2013, 11:26:27 am »

WOO! MORON LIST FOR ME!

WITH GREEN WITH BLUE UNDERTONES. OR OVERTONES. WHATEVER 'GLOW' IS.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #200 on: January 19, 2013, 11:30:45 am »

: "I think I need a new facesprite at some point."

Hayley looks onward at the Deku Baba with horror. Alternately, excitement.

: "Glorious combat!"

Doof it in the face with deku stick/staff!
« Last Edit: January 19, 2013, 11:36:51 am by freeformschooler »
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #201 on: January 19, 2013, 11:44:14 am »

Posting to watch.

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #202 on: January 19, 2013, 12:06:21 pm »

AWWWWW YEEAAAAH. ITS BACK.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #203 on: January 19, 2013, 01:04:50 pm »

As I always say, it's never too late to revive... well basically anything.

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #206 on: January 20, 2013, 06:52:05 am »

: "YOU SON OF A BITCH"

THROW MY SPEAR attempting to impale both of them in one shot and reap some sicknasty XPs.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 12: A year, minus a week or two.]
« Reply #207 on: January 20, 2013, 03:29:37 pm »

Turn Thirteen: Luck Un-luck.

I'm still not sure how to combat.


Initiative

Doof it in the face with deku stick/staff!

...With a wild cry, you rush to attack and manage to bash yourself in your shins funny bone on the upswing.

You ain't laughing, by the by.

Throw an aloe vera leaf at one of the things'... facey jaw thing and then hide behind Gatlin.

... With precision sharpshooting, you hurl the organic burn cure like a fucking shuriken. ... The leaf immediantly hits massive air resistance and falls to the ground. You feel very foolish and hide your shame from behind Gatlin.

Quote from: Baba 1
DEVOUR
... The deku baba is too busy laughing at Lala to attack! It bites its tongue in it's confusion!

THROW MY SPEAR attempting to impale both of them in one shot and reap some sicknasty XPs.
Quote from:  Baba 2
DEVOUR

... You facepalm at your teammates antics and resolve to do SOMETHING right. With a running leap, you line up the Deku Babas and take a wild stab. (...) The first Deku baba dodges out of the way, but you impale the second straight through the mouth. Unfortunetly, the Baba manages to clamp down on your right hand as the spear goes through it's stem, inflicting heavy damage.

: Gah! You'll regret that!


Schmucks:

Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: SSSSS, ahhhhh.....
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Aqua Tunic Deku Staff
Wounds: [HP:99/100] Bruised leg.

Player: lawastooshort
Name: Lala
Status: Weed ninja.
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Red Tunic Deku Sword  Aloe Vera leaves x2
Wounds: [HP:100/100]

Player: Gatleos
Name: Gatlin
Status: Half badass, half crippled.
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory: Dark Orchid Tunic Deku Spear
Wounds: [HP:70/100] Side wound. Gnawed right hand.

Mooks:

Deku Baba 1
Health: 29/30
Wounds: Bitten tongue.

Deku Baba 2
Health 10/30
Wounds: Severed Stem
« Last Edit: January 20, 2013, 03:54:43 pm by dermonster »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 13: Luck Un-luck]
« Reply #208 on: January 20, 2013, 04:58:53 pm »

I still can't believe this is updating. It's perfect.

: "YOU WILL CRY ONE THOUSAND TEARS OF PHOTOSYNTHESIZED GLUCOSE AS I RAIN TERROR UPON YOU"

Hayley, realizing she's in a video game world, waves her staff around and tries to cast A SPELL on the Deku Babas!

It doesn't matter which spell. Just... A Spell.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 13: Luck Un-luck]
« Reply #209 on: January 21, 2013, 02:19:42 pm »

It would be hilarious if I revived this for it to die due to player inaction.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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