Ezio starts glitching out. He starts fading, and then dissapears in a flash of light!
Ezio Auditore has been disconnected! (A.K.A He Died)As Soulja Gunna' reloads, he sees a blur coming after him. He looks at it, and then it hits him, the it being
Lawrence Taylor!Lawrence Taylor has joined the party!(4 vs. 1) Lawrence slams into Soulja Gunna' and shatters his Left Knee!
RZA, O.D.B. and Biggie Smalls attack Soulja Boulja! (3 vs. 6) They charge him, but Soulja Boulja holds his RPG directly at them! (5 vs. 4) He fires a rocket at their feet, and it explodes! They all fly several feet in the air and crash down, all of them getting severely bruised!
Rainbow Dash flies at Soulja Boulja, aiming her Katana at her tip-first! (2 vs. 4) He dodges, (2 vs. 6) and Rainbow Dash crashes into the ground!
Twilight Sparkle attacks each enemy with magical bullets! (2+1+4) vs. (3+5+5) They turn out to be as harmless as rain.
Gordon Freeman throws a grenade at
Combine Squad! (5 vs. 5) They pick it up and throw it away before it explodes! Gordon works on unjamming his SMG. (+1 for Intelligence bonus, 4) He unjams it.
Pinkamena Diane Pie gets out her Scalpel and Jumper Cables! (1 vs. 3) She drops them. (1 vs. 3) The
Combine Squad drop their guns too.
Soulja Soldier shoots at
Lawrence Taylor! (2 vs. 6) He misses. (2 vs. 3) Lawrence taunts him.
Soulja Gunna' shoots at
Abraham Lincoln! (5 vs. 5) He shoots right at Lincoln's chin, but Lincoln catches the bullets in his beard!
Soulja Boulja goes to slam his RPG on
RZA! (1 vs. 5) RZA kicks him in the shins, knocking him down, (2 vs. 2) and almost kicks Boulja in the head.
Biggie Smalls gets up and shoots at Soulja Boulja! (5 vs. 3) He shoots him in the Torso!
O.D.B. jumps up and swings his Great Axe at Soulja Boulja! (1 vs. 3) Boulja blocks with his RPG, (6 vs. 5) and smashes it into O.D.B.'s Groin! O.D.B. goes unconscious!
Abraham Lincoln shoots his Battle Rifle of the Union at Soulja Gunna'! (5 vs. 6) Soulja Gunna' Matrix-dodges the bullets, (6 vs. 6) and returns fire, but Lincoln counter-Matrix-dodges! They both are now in a Matrix-style fight!
Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Zapped
Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG (Jam), Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, Crossbow
Health: Shot
Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Severely Bruised
Blue Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana
Health: Shot
Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
Items: Equipment: Dual Hidden Blades, Sword, Dagger, 10 Throwing Knives, 3 Poison Vials, Gun, 8 Gunpowder
Health: Fine
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Butchering Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables
Health: Fine
Soulja Soldier #2
Items: 9MM
Health: Sliced Hip, Shot Stomach
Soulja Gunna'
Items: Mac10
Health: 2 Lower Torso Shots, Left Knee Shattered
Soulja Blouja
Items: RPG
Health: Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle, Burned Shoulders
Biggie Smalls
Items: AK47, Uzi, Brass Knuckles, Broom of Debauchery, Juicy Fruit
Health: Severely Bruised
Abraham Lincoln
Items: Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed Off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Fine
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Items: Great Axe
Health:Unconscious
Combine Squad
Items: Assualt Rifles
Health: 3 Men Standing, 1 Injured