Gordon Freeman shoots at the
Combine Squad! (6 vs. 6) They duck behind cover as he shoots all over the place.
Teddy Roosevelt recites the United States Constitution! (2) Nothing happens.
Rainbow Dash flies at
Soulja Boi, swinging her Katana at him! (6 vs. 2) She slashes into his Spine!
Twilight Sparkle tells
Derm the Hellbringer to blast
Soulja Boi into oblivion. "Okay."
Derm the Hellbringer jumps up to Soulja Boi's platform and attacks! (3 vs. 6) He misses his Flaming Hell Spell, and Soulja Boi (1 vs. 2) begs for mercy.
Twilight Sparkle shoots Magic at Soulja Boulja! (5 vs. 4) Her blasts burns his Shoulders!
RZA grabs his mic and blasts some real rap at
Soulja Boi! (2 vs. 6) Before he can speak, (4 vs. 1) Soulja Boi shoots RZA in the Right Arm!
Pinkamena Diane Pie attacks Soulja Scout with her Chainsaw! She slashes into his Torso, tearing out matter as he screams in pain!
Ezio takes out his Sword and attacks Soulja Brute! (4 vs. 1) Ezio impales Soulja Brute's Chest, and twists the blade inside! He pulls out his Sword, and Soulja Brute falls on the ground, unmoving.
Soulja Soldier #2 shoots at the
Combine Squad! (5 vs. 6) He misses and they return fire! (5 vs. 6) They almost get him, but he avoids their attacks!
Soulja Scout desperatley tries to get
Pinkamena Diane Pie away! He blunts her with his Baseball Bat, and starts hobbling away, holding onto his bleeding stomach!
Soulja Gunna' shoots at
RZA! (6 vs. 2) He shoots RZA in the neck! RZA begins bleeding heavily!
Soulja Psycho attacks
Teddy Roosevelt! (1 vs. 3) Teddy grabs him, (5 vs. 2) and throws him at a statue of a unicorn! Soulja Psycho flies into the unicorn's marble horn, and it impales him! He screams and then dies!
Soulja Officer tries to regain his strength. (4) He gains some of it back.
Soulja Boulja says "Fuck dis'!" He chucks his RPG at
Rainbow Dash. (2 vs. 5) She bucks it back at him! (1 vs. 3) He catches it.
Soulja Boi cries. "
WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- YO, WHERE MAH G'S AT?" (1) Soulja Boi summons another rapper. The other rapper looks down upon him.
Soulja Boi looks aghast. "
...WHATDAFAQ?! USPOSSED2BDEDNIGGA!"
The other rapper raises his fist.
"Well...." He punches Soulja Boi in the Head, Smashing his forehead in, denting it and slicing his Brain in half! "B.I.G. is back."Biggie Smalls Unlocked!
Name: Biggie Smalls
Class Type: ThugLord
+1 Strength
+1 MagicItems: AK47, Uzi, Brass Knuckles, Broom of Debauchery, Juicy Fruit
Description: New York-born-and-and made Rap Legend.
Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Zapped
Red Teddy Roosevelt (Powder Miner)
Items: Pistol, Knife, Rifle
Health: Sliced Left Leg, Burned Torso, Sliced Left Hand, Sliced Arteries, Heavy Bleeding, Machete in Stomach
Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG, Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, Crossbow
Health: Shot
Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Burned Torso, Testicular Damage, Left Toe Shot, Right Arm Shot, Shot Neck, Heavy Bleeding
Blue Rainbow Dash
Items:
Health: Shot
Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
Items: Equipment: Dual Hidden Blades, Sword, Dagger, 10 Throwing Knives, 3 Poison Vials, Gun, 8 Gunpowder
Health: Fine
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Butchering Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables
Health: Fine
Soulja Soldier #2
Items: 9MM
Health: Sliced Hip, Shot Stomach
Soulja Scout
Items: Baseball Bat
Health: Lower Back Shot, Left Knee Shot, Torn-up Stomach
Soulja Gunna'
Items: Mac10
Health: Fine
Soulja Officer
Weapon: Baton, Armor
Health: Slightly Drained
Soulja Blouja
Items: RPG
Health: Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle, Burned Shoulders
Derm the Hellbringer
Items:
Health: Fine
Combine Squad
Items: Assualt Rifles
Health: 3 Men Standing, 1 Injured
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