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[Flying Dice]

Shot soulja boi with my SMG.

((He's already dead, courtesy of Biggie Smalls.))

[Geen]

BTW, what exactly ARE Jumper Cables?

[Flying Dice]

BTW, what exactly ARE Jumper Cables?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Those. The most common use is for hooking up a car's battery to a dead battery in another car to give it a "jump" to allow the driver with the dead battery to start their engine.

[TCM]

BTW, what exactly ARE Jumper Cables?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Those. The most common use is for hooking up a car's battery to a dead battery in another car to give it a "jump" to allow the driver with the dead battery to start their engine.

Also used in electrical torture, hence why Pinkamena has them.

I'll give just a few more hours to see if Tersr will change his post, or if Grimmjow is coming back.

[Geen]

Oooooooooooooh.

[mcclay]

Oh shit...

[TCM]

RZA attempts to fuel with the corpse of Soulja Boi! (6) He does so and heals up!

Rainbow Dash flies by Soulja Scout, (4 vs. 1) and slices him across the top of his Spine! He falls down and dies!

Teddy Roosevelt reads the Declaration of Independence. (4) He summons Abraham Lincoln!

New Class Unlocked!: Abraham Lincoln



Name: Abraham Lincoln
+1 Precision
+1 Strength
+1 Agility
Attracts Confederate enemies
Equipment: Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed Off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Description: 16th President of the United States. Won the civil war and immortalized as a hero.


Twilight Sparkle uses heal on everyone! (2) Nothing happens. Derm the Hellbringer sprouts Demonic Wings and flies off to get Princess Celestia.

Pinkamena Diane Pie comes up from behind the Combine Squad... (6 vs. 6) She gets behind one, and out of pure luck he turns his head to the right and her scalpel attack misses! The Combine spot her!

Gordon Freeman fires his SMG (God, you'd think he doesn't have any other guns) at the Combine Squad! (1 vs. 1) His SMG jams!

Soulja Soldier #2 retreats, while shooting at RZA (2 vs. 2) He doesn't hit him.

Soulja Gunna' shoots at Teddy Roosevelt! (5 vs. 2) He gets hit in the chest four times!
Teddy slumps down, and Abraham Lincoln catches him in his arms. Teddy painfully turns to face him. "Do it...for....AMERICA! Urgh!" Then he closes his eyes...
Teddy Roosevelt has died!

Soulja Officer runs up to RZA and attacks him! (1 vs. 5) He raises his baton, but out of nowhere, Ol' Dirty Bastard appears wielding a Great Axe! "BLOO-BLAOW!" (5 vs. 1) He slashes the axe down, cleaving Soulja Officer's skull in half! Soulja Office falls and dies.
Ol' Dirty Bastard has joined the party!

Soulja Boulja attacks Ol' Dirty Bastard! (1 vs. 2) O.D.B. steps outta' the way, (4 vs. 4) and misses a swing with his Great Axe!


Biggie Smalls helps out the Wu-Tang clan by whipping out his Uzi and shooting at Soulja Boulja! (3 vs. 5) Soulja Boulja dives under the bullets, (4 vs. 2) and slams the butt of his RPG into Bigge's Chest, knocking him down!

Abraham Lincoln goes for vengeance and fire's his Battle Rifle of the Union at Soulja Gunna'! (6 vs. 5) He shots him in the Lower Torso twice!

Combine Squad shoots at Pinkamena Diane Pie! (5 vs. 5) She makes and scary face and they miss their shots.

Desmond Miles starts having connection issues with Ezio! Disconnection imminent in 1 Turn!
 

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Zapped

Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG (Jam), Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, Crossbow
Health: Shot

Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Fine

Blue Rainbow Dash
Items:
Health: Shot

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
Items: Equipment: Dual Hidden Blades, Sword, Dagger, 10 Throwing Knives, 3 Poison Vials, Gun, 8 Gunpowder
Health: Fine

Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Butchering Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)

Soulja Soldier #2
Items: 9MM
Health: Sliced Hip, Shot Stomach

Soulja Gunna'
Items: Mac10
Health: 2 Lower Torso Shots

Soulja Blouja
Items: RPG
Health: Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle, Burned Shoulders

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Biggie Smalls
Items: AK47, Uzi, Brass Knuckles, Broom of Debauchery, Juicy Fruit
Health: Bruised

Abraham Lincoln
Items: Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed Off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Fine

Ol' Dirty Bastard
Items: Great Axe
Health:Fine

Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)

Combine Squad
Items: Assualt Rifles
Health: 3 Men Standing, 1 Injured

[Caellath]

(Nevermind, disregard this. It will create a spot for the waitlisters anyway.)

[Baradine]

Well, in case Mr. Brown doesn't show, Appear out of nowhere and tackle Soulja Gunna'.

Knowing my luck he will, though 

[mcclay]

Magical bullet hell on all remaining enemies.

[Powder Miner]

This was me reading: OH YES! OH NO

...You have to edit the deadlist.

[Powder Miner]

Waitlist as a green Abraham Lincoln.

[Flintus10]

use Wu-Tang Kung-Fu to attack soulja boulja in tandem with biggie and O.D.B

[Flying Dice]

Rainbow Dash joins the others in cutting down Soulja Boulja. She seems confused as to why her katana keeps fading out whenever someone isn't looking at it.


((FOR THE SAKE OF MY OCD LISTING: Please add the katana RD aquired back in the throne room to her items. I'm going bonkers!  ))

[Tersr]

Throw grenade at squad and try to unjam SMG.