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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 332763 times)

Geen

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #300 on: March 29, 2012, 11:49:01 pm »

Make the injured combine smile. With my scalpel and Jumper Cables.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #301 on: March 30, 2012, 07:45:14 am »

Umm ... I would like to join the waitlist as beige Fluttershy ... if thats ok with you
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #302 on: March 30, 2012, 07:59:38 am »

Umm ... I would like to join the waitlist as beige Fluttershy ... if thats ok with you

((Just a warning, but beige is pretty much impossible to read against the default background. Also, your avatar appears to be broken.  :)))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #303 on: March 30, 2012, 08:42:44 am »

Thanks  :) I guess your right. How about Orange?  Sry but this is my first time really posting in forums and im trying to get the hang of it  :D
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #304 on: March 30, 2012, 10:05:39 am »

Well, in case Mr. Brown doesn't show, Appear out of nowhere and tackle Soulja Gunna'.

Knowing my luck he will, though  :'(

I'll let you in regardless.

Thanks  :) I guess your right. How about Orange?  Sry but this is my first time really posting in forums and im trying to get the hang of it  :D

Hi! Yes, orange would be another color, as it seems Beige is one of the hardest colors on the forum to read. At first it didn't look like you posted anything! So yeah, orange is good, I'll put you on the waitlist.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #305 on: March 30, 2012, 03:09:44 pm »

Waitlist, please. Red King Arthur.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2012, 04:40:09 pm by Caellath »
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #306 on: March 30, 2012, 03:45:40 pm »

((Looks like Grimmjow is dropping out; he hasn't been online since the 24th.  :-\))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #307 on: March 30, 2012, 04:37:49 pm »

Rolling later.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #308 on: March 30, 2012, 06:07:06 pm »

Ezio starts glitching out. He starts fading, and then dissapears in a flash of light!
Ezio Auditore has been disconnected! (A.K.A He Died)

As Soulja Gunna' reloads, he sees a blur coming after him. He looks at it, and then it hits him, the it being Lawrence Taylor!
Lawrence Taylor has joined the party!
(4 vs. 1) Lawrence slams into Soulja Gunna' and shatters his Left Knee!

RZA, O.D.B. and Biggie Smalls attack Soulja Boulja! (3 vs. 6) They charge him, but Soulja Boulja holds his RPG directly at them! (5 vs. 4) He fires a rocket at their feet, and it explodes! They all fly several feet in the air and crash down, all of them getting severely bruised!

Rainbow Dash flies at Soulja Boulja, aiming her Katana at her tip-first! (2 vs. 4) He dodges, (2 vs. 6) and Rainbow Dash crashes into the ground!

Twilight Sparkle attacks each enemy with magical bullets! (2+1+4) vs. (3+5+5) They turn out to be as harmless as rain.

Gordon Freeman throws a grenade at Combine Squad! (5 vs. 5) They pick it up and throw it away before it explodes! Gordon works on unjamming his SMG. (+1 for Intelligence bonus, 4) He unjams it.

Pinkamena Diane Pie gets out her Scalpel and Jumper Cables! (1 vs. 3) She drops them. (1 vs. 3) The Combine Squad drop their guns too.


Soulja Soldier shoots at Lawrence Taylor! (2 vs. 6) He misses. (2 vs. 3) Lawrence taunts him.

Soulja Gunna' shoots at Abraham Lincoln! (5 vs. 5) He shoots right at Lincoln's chin, but Lincoln catches the bullets in his beard!

Soulja Boulja goes to slam his RPG on RZA! (1 vs. 5) RZA kicks him in the shins, knocking him down, (2 vs. 2) and almost kicks Boulja in the head.


Biggie Smalls gets up and shoots at Soulja Boulja! (5 vs. 3) He shoots him in the Torso!

O.D.B. jumps up and swings his Great Axe at Soulja Boulja! (1 vs. 3) Boulja blocks with his RPG, (6 vs. 5) and smashes it into O.D.B.'s Groin! O.D.B. goes unconscious!

Abraham Lincoln shoots his Battle Rifle of the Union at Soulja Gunna'! (5 vs. 6) Soulja Gunna' Matrix-dodges the bullets, (6 vs. 6) and returns fire, but Lincoln counter-Matrix-dodges! They both are now in a Matrix-style fight!







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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #309 on: March 30, 2012, 06:44:36 pm »

Rainbow Dash stabs Soulja Boulja.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #310 on: March 30, 2012, 06:47:09 pm »

Sparta Kick Soulja Gunna in the chest.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #311 on: March 30, 2012, 08:28:39 pm »

Fire RPG at Soulja Blouja. "RPG fight yo!"
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Geen

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #312 on: March 31, 2012, 11:12:33 am »

Pick up mah stuff, MAKE SOME SMILES.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #313 on: March 31, 2012, 09:40:39 pm »

SMG Shoot the SMG Combine with my SMG Pulse rifle
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #314 on: April 01, 2012, 04:10:06 pm »

Wu-tang?
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