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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 335922 times)

Tersr

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #270 on: March 22, 2012, 07:26:25 pm »

Attack the squad again!
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #271 on: March 22, 2012, 07:43:05 pm »

Teddy recites the Constitution, hoping to summon another president!
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #272 on: March 23, 2012, 11:08:51 am »

Rainbow Dash flies past Soulja Boulja, slashing at him with her katana as she passes.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #273 on: March 23, 2012, 05:42:21 pm »

Twi points in the general direction of Soulja Boi. "Can you mgic him into oblivion or something. I need to prevent Pinky from making us to baked goods."
Then she shoots mgical bullet hell at the Blowa.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #274 on: March 24, 2012, 05:31:28 am »

Take up the microphone and blast Soulja Boi with some true Wu-tang lyrics. If that has no effect then throw the microphone at his head
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Geen

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #275 on: March 24, 2012, 01:11:59 pm »

Chainsaw that bastard on the ground, he needs to SMILE, SMILE, SMILE! :D
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #276 on: March 24, 2012, 10:49:50 pm »

Grimmjow...
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #277 on: March 26, 2012, 05:28:13 pm »

It's been 4 days. Grimmjow, did you die on us?  :P
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #278 on: March 26, 2012, 06:11:10 pm »

Gordon Freeman shoots at the Combine Squad! (6 vs. 6) They duck behind cover as he shoots all over the place.

Teddy Roosevelt recites the United States Constitution! (2) Nothing happens.

Rainbow Dash flies at Soulja Boi, swinging her Katana at him! (6 vs. 2) She slashes into his Spine!

Twilight Sparkle tells Derm the Hellbringer to blast Soulja Boi into oblivion. "Okay."
Derm the Hellbringer jumps up to Soulja Boi's platform and attacks! (3 vs. 6) He misses his Flaming Hell Spell, and Soulja Boi (1 vs. 2) begs for mercy.

Twilight Sparkle shoots Magic at Soulja Boulja! (5 vs. 4) Her blasts burns his Shoulders!

RZA grabs his mic and blasts some real rap at Soulja Boi! (2 vs. 6) Before he can speak, (4 vs. 1) Soulja Boi shoots RZA in the Right Arm!

Pinkamena Diane Pie attacks Soulja Scout with her Chainsaw! She slashes into his Torso, tearing out matter as he screams in pain!

Ezio takes out his Sword and attacks Soulja Brute! (4 vs. 1) Ezio impales Soulja Brute's Chest, and twists the blade inside! He pulls out his Sword, and Soulja Brute falls on the ground, unmoving.

Soulja Soldier #2 shoots at the Combine Squad! (5 vs. 6) He misses and they return fire! (5 vs. 6) They almost get him, but he avoids their attacks!

Soulja Scout desperatley tries to get Pinkamena Diane Pie away! He blunts her with his Baseball Bat, and starts hobbling away, holding onto his bleeding stomach!

Soulja Gunna' shoots at RZA! (6 vs. 2) He shoots RZA in the neck! RZA begins bleeding heavily!

Soulja Psycho attacks Teddy Roosevelt! (1 vs. 3) Teddy grabs him, (5 vs. 2) and throws him at a statue of a unicorn! Soulja Psycho flies into the unicorn's marble horn, and it impales him! He screams and then dies!

Soulja Officer tries to regain his strength. (4) He gains some of it back.

Soulja Boulja says "Fuck dis'!" He chucks his RPG at Rainbow Dash. (2 vs. 5) She bucks it back at him! (1 vs. 3) He catches it.


Soulja Boi cries. "WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- YO, WHERE MAH G'S AT?" (1) Soulja Boi summons another rapper. The other rapper looks down upon him.

Soulja Boi looks aghast. "...WHATDAFAQ?! USPOSSED2BDEDNIGGA!"

The other rapper raises his fist. "Well...." He punches Soulja Boi in the Head, Smashing his forehead in, denting it and slicing his Brain in half! "B.I.G. is back."


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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #279 on: March 26, 2012, 06:40:12 pm »

Attempt to fuse with soulja boi's corpse in order to heal my wounds
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #280 on: March 26, 2012, 06:50:58 pm »

Rainbow Dash slashes at Soulja Scout. "Here, Pinkie, take this one and promise you'll leave me alone this time!"
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #281 on: March 26, 2012, 07:00:26 pm »

((Aaaawweeesommeee)
Teddy recites the Declaration of Independence looking for the same effect he tried last time.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #282 on: March 26, 2012, 08:21:54 pm »

Hral allllll of my allies, while telling Derm to fly off and attakc Princes Celestia.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #283 on: March 26, 2012, 09:49:38 pm »

Those combine have no smiles. Or mouthes. Carve them some new ones with my scalpel. :)
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Tersr

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #284 on: March 27, 2012, 07:42:18 pm »

Shot soulja boi Combine with my SMG.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2012, 11:05:49 pm by Tersr »
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