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It's cool to read.

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It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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Total Members Voted: 48

[Graknorke]

Put on internets a search for Bennie site, people may help for the heck of it.

Everyone hates ghosts. They won't help. They'll just dislike us more.

[FritzPL]

Major cities mean skyscrapers.
9/11.
Panic.

If there's any chance that the infection can spread through air, crashing a plane into a skyscraper is probably the stupidest best and insolentest awesomest thing we can do right now. Finding a plane might be hard, but airports usually are on the outskirts of the major cities.

[Graknorke]

There's a reason conspiracy nuts get laughed at whdn they say 9/11 was done by the government.
Buildings can be destroyed with explosions or fires in ways far more convenient than flinging a plane at it. Bombs are pretty good at damaging buildings if you can get them to the right places. And luckily for us, we totally can.
Not as though we need to though. We already told everyone that we would only be going after Diddy Donkey Medical; so attacking the city now would kind of undermine our support.

[Aseaheru]

We dont really have any nano-termite or access to the columns...
Or a cruse missile. /endsortajoke

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Those are the two main sane conspiracies about 9/11...

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Who needs TV when we have the power of the internet! I say we post our propaganda video anonymously online.

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Those are the two main sane conspiracies about 9/11...

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Nano-termites = sane?

[Aseaheru]

THERMITE. Google is insane. sorry, the thing is that someone with access to nano-thermite (US military and china being about the only people) used it to cut the columns in the sub-levels.

[Graknorke]

I have never heard of nano-thermite in my life.
It sounds like it's not useful at all. Why is tiny thermite better than bigger thermite?

[Aseaheru]

Burns hotter.

The main reason why that theory is deemed "semi-sane" is because there was molten metal (apparently) a week after the collapse in the sub-levels and lotsa iron particles all over the place, remarkably similar to the ones formed by burning thermite.(also apparently) Oh, and because it looked like lots of small explosions going up. and people said there where explosions in the basement. (apparently to both)

[Again_Dejavu]

How about we just upload something to youtube, news networks will have to cover it if it seems legit.

[Kitten Snot]

Sorry, but you people didn't give me enough to actually work with. I have "search for bennie" and "make a youtube video", but I don't know how you wish to tackle these things. The vid can be anything, as you do still have some footage of the "kennels". I did, however, forget to put that in the inventory, so just pretend I just put it in TW's inventory and that I'm not a monkey with a keyboard. As for Bennie, you need a direction or general idea to go searching.
Also, gonna squash your hopes a bit: It can't spread through air. It spreads through fluids, and typical zombie stuff. Your teeth are most infectious thing you have.

With vague ideas I can't do that much.

What

[Graknorke]

Even if we did do a mass-spreading through planting explosives in zombies (yes that is what I was thinking of instead of crashing a plane into the building don't judge me) to get their blood everyhere, it still would leave us in a similar situation to piss-town. Everyone remembers that? Because it wasn't very good from any standpoint.

[Gamerlord]

Go find and infect a hedgehog, a scorpion, a spider, a rat and a cat. The results of those should give us enough to work out some war-plans. Also, I think we'll find Bennie with Sasha or near her.

[Graknorke]

Go find and infect a hedgehog, a scorpion, a spider, a rat and a cat. The results of those should give us enough to work out some war-plans. Also, I think we'll find Bennie with Sasha or near her.

Do we have to go around nibbling on ever piece of wildlife we see?
Goddamn, it's becoming ridiculous at this point.

For what to do; consult our map of Diddy Donkey Pharmaceutical bases and stop off at a small settlement near one. We want to let the whole media coverage blow over a little before the next attack. Or attack before they can respond. One or the other.

[Gamerlord]

Go find and infect a hedgehog, a scorpion, a spider, a rat and a cat. The results of those should give us enough to work out some war-plans. Also, I think we'll find Bennie with Sasha or near her.

Do we have to go around nibbling on ever piece of wildlife we see?
Goddamn, it's becoming ridiculous at this point.

I chose those because they are the best suited for large-scale deployment of our virus AND infiltration of the infection into the bunkers used by our main foes. We need new weapons and tactics to deal with them. Bum-rushing with a horde will only work for so long.

[Aseaheru]

We can nom on animals while we do other things.

as for the video, upload the kennel shit on EVERY internet video site.
EVERY one.