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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[FritzPL]

Free the hostages and gtfo. Try kidnapping goverment officials, like weenog said, but don't kill them or turn them. Just talk to them that if they stop the Tiny Equine Surgical, the peace-loving people of 'murrrrrica will be spared. Just keep travelling around the country a bit without increaces or decreaces in horde size, find out as much as we can about their base, and at the same time place actors in strategic, well hidden and populated areas, like abandoned storefronts or sewers or skyscraper janitor closets, and teach them how to read text messages(I really hope those buggers can read). When Sasha's gone and done, activate the sleeper agents.

[InsaneRationalist]

I second leaving peacably and vending machine (preferably in a non-ripping-a-hole-in-it manner). Also, see if the radio guys have a recording we can post to the internet for people who didn't hear it this time. And thank them for their help.

[Parisbre56]

Put some light jazz and tell people we're waiting for their phonecalls and requests. ZomBAir, with you all night long.

Let's hope next time we're in a town we get some cultists.

[Graknorke]

I can assure you that it will go viral without our assistance.

[weenog]

Put some light jazz and tell people we're waiting for their phonecalls and requests. ZomBAir, with you all night long.

Let's hope next time we're in a town we get some cultists.

This is kinda dumb, but at its core is a good idea.   We should acquire the hardware to do our own broadcasts (likely over the internet) through which we can disseminate a useful blend of truth and propaganda to the world.  That way we can speak to the people on a large scale, without being vulnerable to predictable movement by targeting radio and tv stations.  If it's something like a camchat we can take and react to feedback, rather than all the communication being one-way.

Of course, since we aren't stupid, we'll need to keep moving, go through proxies, and otherwise confuse our actual location for anyone trying to track us after the fact by it.

[Gamerlord]

Put some light jazz and tell people we're waiting for their phonecalls and requests. ZomBAir, with you all night long.

Let's hope next time we're in a town we get some cultists.

This is kinda dumb, but at its core is a good idea.   We should acquire the hardware to do our own broadcasts (likely over the internet) through which we can disseminate a useful blend of truth and propaganda to the world.  That way we can speak to the people on a large scale, without being vulnerable to predictable movement by targeting radio and tv stations.  If it's something like a camchat we can take and react to feedback, rather than all the communication being one-way.

Of course, since we aren't stupid, we'll need to keep moving, go through proxies, and otherwise confuse our actual location for anyone trying to track us after the fact by it.

Brilliant.

[Aseaheru]

So what, grab a TV van from somewhere?

[Graknorke]

I think that using the power of internet would be more feasible. IN-UNIVERSE-ONLINE-VIDEO-HOSTING-SERVICE™ would love to have the views from almost an entire nation following the single most interesting event happening in that country.

[Aseaheru]

Yes, but the van will allow us to do it from wherever, what with the dish.

[Kitten Snot]

You thank your hosts for the use of their equipment, and just as you are about to leave, you find a vending machine. TW just zaps the little things out without damaging the the thing, electing some surprised gasps from the host-ages(heheheheheheheh i made a punny)[kill me]
The police is about to arrive, but you can leave without issue. After that, however, you are put in a bit of a dilemma.
The tv station is in a major town. Namely, the governing city of this state. There's a lot there, supplies, people and most importantly.
Security.
This is going to put you in a potentially lethal situation if you try it. So plan thoroughly.

Also of note, We're about to reach 200 pages.
How did this happen.

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Zero's stats:
Health: Hurt.
Energy: Little bit tuckered out.
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: well-fed.
Durability level: 2
Inventory:28 worms(dead).Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 3 .50 caliber bullets,  3 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  2 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Existent
Rage: Used.

Diane's stats:
Health: still somewhat harmed
Energy: fine
Hunger: well-fed
Armor: Military armor. Bulletproof vest, a strong pair of pants,simple shoes
Inventory: hunting rifle, Pinkamena's Knife.

Horde.
A bunch of normals, A bunch of Spitters ,80-ish armored , An amount of actors, a larger amount of anklebiters,Snowflake and some other brutes, evidently., One Banshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one brutish bear.
In total, you have 2300 or so zombies.
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Protector and teacher: Iris.
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"

Look at the quality of this update. Mmmhmm Certainly tried hard on this one.
Sorry.

[Graknorke]

So can we get out of harm's way without problems? Because that's probably a good thing to do. I mean, we pretty much started off creeping around alleyways. We must have some level of competence in getting around while away from the general populace.

[Aseaheru]

We really need to find bennie.

[Graknorke]

We really need to find bennie.

I noticed that this update too.
We'll probably find him being tortured in a lab. Because that is definitely a running theme.

[Aseaheru]

He has been labled as missing since we got attacked at that warehouse.

[~Neri]

Put on internets a search for Bennie site, people may help for the heck of it.