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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2012, 08:37:05 pm »
86. Can your game let you build a computer?
86a. If 86=true, was it in a cave, with a bunch of rocks?
86b. If 86=true, is it capable of pseudo-intelligent responses, a fully functioning calculator, or Turing-complete?
86c. If 86b=true, are all of those possible?
86d. If 86c=true, can you make it with MAGMA?
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2012, 02:38:16 am »
87:You loose a roar of laughter, fell and terrible!
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2012, 02:58:30 am »
88:kisame's avatar.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2012, 07:45:54 am »
In case Kisame changes his avatar, or if it's too small:
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2012, 07:58:16 am »
89: the devlog
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2012, 08:31:22 am »
90.  If you get bored, refer to rule #1.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2012, 01:22:25 pm »
91. Does your game have a 30 foot tall collosus made of solide bronze? Yes? Can you kill it with a rabbit? No. No you cannot.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2012, 05:18:31 pm »
You can't in DF, only with creatures even smaller than rabbits. (Rabbits aren't vermin, see.)
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2012, 09:37:24 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 09, 2012, 05:18:31 pm
You can't in DF, only with creatures even smaller than rabbits. (Rabbits aren't vermin, see.)

People have killed Colossi with rabbits and kittens.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2012, 03:48:53 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 09, 2012, 09:37:24 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 09, 2012, 05:18:31 pm
You can't in DF, only with creatures even smaller than rabbits. (Rabbits aren't vermin, see.)

People have killed Colossi with rabbits and kittens.

People Dwarves have killed Colossi with rabbits and kittens.

92. Playing Dwarf Fortress prepares the players for reading the raw displays of The Matrix.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2012, 03:52:13 am »
93: Does your game have fell moods that guarantee awesome artifacts or insanity?
94: Educational value! Learn the names of, and the subtle coloration and symbol variations, of dozens of types of rock, stone and ore.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2012, 09:08:44 am »
95: normal games pit you through a set story, stock enemies, and a set of levels, in dwarf fortress you are pitted through a randomly generated story, randomly generated enemies, and randomly generated worlds, spice with insanity at needed
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2012, 09:17:14 am »
96: Play DF -> Now you will know why you fear the night.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2012, 03:05:48 pm »
Quote from: Johuotar on January 10, 2012, 09:17:14 am
96: Play DF -> Now you will know why you fear the everything.
Fixed that for you.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2012, 03:16:06 pm »
DF:The only limit is your sanity.
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