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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2012, 04:47:34 am »

75. My axedwarf just got shot by a single arrow that pierced his arm, lung, pancreas, navel, appendix, and scrotum. He's still fighting, dammit. WHINE SOME MORE ABOUT THAT KNEE, WHY DON'T YOU?
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2012, 05:08:38 am »

75. My axedwarf just got shot by a single arrow that pierced his arm, lung, pancreas, navel, appendix, and scrotum. He's still fighting, dammit. WHINE SOME MORE ABOUT THAT KNEE, WHY DON'T YOU?

wait... How??? i cant even picture that.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2012, 05:30:01 am »

75. My axedwarf just got shot by a single arrow that pierced his arm, lung, pancreas, navel, appendix, and scrotum. He's still fighting, dammit. WHINE SOME MORE ABOUT THAT KNEE, WHY DON'T YOU?

wait... How??? i cant even picture that.

76. Dwarf Fortress accidentally the everything the all the time.

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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2012, 05:53:47 am »

75. My axedwarf just got shot by a single arrow that pierced his arm, lung, pancreas, navel, appendix, and scrotum. He's still fighting, dammit. WHINE SOME MORE ABOUT THAT KNEE, WHY DON'T YOU?

wait... How??? i cant even picture that.

Yeah, obviously there was a second shooter somewhere.  Who was on the grassy knoll?
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2012, 07:28:27 am »

75. My axedwarf just got shot by a single arrow that pierced his arm, lung, pancreas, navel, appendix, and scrotum. He's still fighting, dammit. WHINE SOME MORE ABOUT THAT KNEE, WHY DON'T YOU?

wait... How??? i cant even picture that.
It must of ricocheted of a bone... Twice.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2012, 07:55:00 am »

"You get hit where you get hit. This may or may not cripple you for life. It may or may not kill you in one shot. You're dwarf just lost a leg. Suck it up, bitch. No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you death with it. You won't respawn."
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2012, 08:09:04 am »

76. Because creating a game mod adding over a thousand new resource subtypes and several hundred new potential enemies, or a suite of new weapons that completely change the way combat is carried out* can be done by one guy who doesn't know the first thing about programming or 3D modelling.

* Well, if I ever get it working right...
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2012, 08:19:00 am »

#77 You can pick up a bed, a corpse of troll, five sets of armor etc. and put them all in one bag.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2012, 09:39:15 am »

"You get hit where you get hit. This may or may not cripple you for life. It may or may not kill you in one shot. You're dwarf just lost a leg. Suck it up, bitch. No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you death with it. You won't respawn."
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2012, 04:04:23 pm »

78) Puppies taste good. Kittens taste good. Minced puppy brain and kitten tallow roast tastes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2012, 04:44:18 pm »

79.  FUS RO DAH won't work on these dragons.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2012, 06:02:13 pm »

80. The legions of fans are much cooler. Also morally deficient, sado-masochistic, and evil (I just realized that amounts to the same thing)
81. All the !!Fun!! you will have.

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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2012, 06:06:05 pm »

82. Yelling FUS RO DAH at these dragons is actually a very bad idea. They like to talk back, and will burn you alive.
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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2012, 06:07:47 pm »

83. Urist McMurphy's law: Everything !FUN! that can happen, will happen, and is attracted to the greatest concentration of booze, beard and blood.

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Re: Why Dwarf Fortress is better than the crap games you wussies play
« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2012, 07:17:55 pm »

84. Did your mother use her own children as shields?
85. Did your children survive being shields only to have their mother killed and then drown themselves in the nearest pond or throw themselves off the nearest cliff because they couldn't live without their loving mom?
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