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[PyroDesu]

Innovation Point: Assuming the guard that cuffed me is behind me (He took the pistol, which was likely facing in such a way as to be pulled by me, so he would have to be facing the same direction) and that my hands are cuffed behind me as well (standard), quickly "sit", bringing my hands under my buttocks, then slip my legs through. At this point, my hands are cuffed in front of me (If I was cuffed in front, start here), I spin and loop my arms around Graeme McGuard, and pull him into a chocking position with my cuffs, then quickly turning to face the other guards, using Graeme McGuard as a human shield.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Honestly, I was just bringing him in there to rest! I only wanted the meat cleaver so I'd have it handy when Larry got back!

It seems I may have bit off a little more then I could chew(heh)...But there's no going back now. And When all roads of logic and reason lead us to death, all that remains is the completely absurd...

Hand over the deed, then use whatever hobo calling techniques I can muster to summon my homeless colleagues to my rescue.

Using your amazing powers of surrendering, you hand over the deed and abscond from the premises. To your immense luck, you manage to bump into a hobo soon after leaving the restaurant. He shakes his head mournfully after you tell him what happened (after embellishing the truth a little).

"Look, do you know where Kealakekua street is? Wait there while I gather the men. Once everything is ready I'll send for you, okay?"

"Ok, i take the job, can you give me details on the building"

"Jesus, why the hell would you care about me? This may seem like a newly opened restaurant or something. From the sound of it, it will be very nice and fancy. Are you happy now?"

Innovation Point: Assuming the guard that cuffed me is behind me (He took the pistol, which was likely facing in such a way as to be pulled by me, so he would have to be facing the same direction) and that my hands are cuffed behind me as well (standard), quickly "sit", bringing my hands under my buttocks, then slip my legs through. At this point, my hands are cuffed in front of me (If I was cuffed in front, start here), I spin and loop my arms around Graeme McGuard, and pull him into a chocking position with my cuffs, then quickly turning to face the other guards, using Graeme McGuard as a human shield.

Sargent Rick consumes an innovation point!

Sargent Rick quickly slips the handcuffs underneath his legs and grabs Graeme McGuard to use as a human shield!

Graeme McSecurity is surprised by Sargent Rick's actions!

[PyroDesu]

Bash McSecurity in the temple with one of the cuffs, using my weight and that of my fleshy shield to add a large amount of force to the blow.

Once McSecurity is either dead or unconscious, order McGuard to unlock the cuffs, using my arm to continue the hold after the cuffs are released.

(I do enjoy the innovation points, great for getting out of a sticky situation.)

[King DZA]

Head to this "Kealakekua street" and consume meat kebabs while I wait to hear from my homeless comrades.

I'm aware that hobos don't really have a reputation for being the single most trustworthy people on the planet, but seeing as my options are becoming uncomfortably scarce, I have little choice but to have faith in them. One way or another, I will get my base back. Even if it means turning my restaurant into a slaughterhouse...

[Evilsx]

"O-O-Ok, what i-s your name?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Bash McSecurity in the temple with one of the cuffs, using my weight and that of my fleshy shield to add a large amount of force to the blow.

Once McSecurity is either dead or unconscious, order McGuard to unlock the cuffs, using my arm to continue the hold after the cuffs are released.

You attempt to bash Graeme McSecurity is foiled by the fact that he is not a complete and utter idiot, and can scramble out of the way in time. Oh well.

Head to this "Kealakekua street" and consume meat kebabs while I wait to hear from my homeless comrades.

You head to Kealakekua street to wait for word from your hobo comrades. However, due to poor planning, you're forced to wait till next turn before you hear anything. Curses.

Blow-by-Blow Sequence Finished!

"O-O-Ok, what i-s your name?"

"You see, it does not really matter at this point. Here I have promised the $ 100. Fell in between the address of a place of paper bills. I think you are early in the morning. Got it? Better."

The mysterious man then quickly leaves the washroom before you can say anything else to him. Despite being in your drunken state, you quickly count the bills to make sure that they're all there. Once you're satisfied that all the money is there, you tuck it away and commit the address of the place to memory.

Blow-by-Blow Sequence Finished!
Due to all the ruckus with satellites and DeLorans, Capt Joun Quire will need to submit an action to catch himself up with the other members of Project EVIL. Thus, for him, it's still Day 3, meaning that he has a turn to prepare before he need to head to the restaurant.

[Evilsx]

Joun, gose to a close-by alley to sleep in

[PyroDesu]

Order McGuard to unlock the cuffs, using my arm to continue the hold after the cuffs are released.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Day 4 - 00:13 (For one last time)

Joun, gose to a close-by alley to sleep in

You find a quiet, comfortable alley, and enjoy a nice,refreshing nap in it.

And by refreshing I mean absolutely horrible, and by nice I mean filled with one too many crawling things.

Energy: +1

Spoiler: Capt Joun Quire (click to show/hide)

Name: Capt Joun Quire
Health: 11/15
Armour: 0
Energy: 1/3
Innovation Points: 1/1
Money: $200

Majors: Sailing 1001 (+5 to sailing. +3 to carptendry and knot-tying. +2 to conversations with naval types.)
Minors: Basics of Naval Code (Able to launch a barrage of naval code in combat. All enemies within earshot have a 25% chance to be stunned.)
        Looting and Plundering for Dummies (+3 to bartering. Loot gain increases by half.)
Skills: None
Weapon Proficiencies: Shotgun (ACC: +10%, DMG: +1)
                      Pistols (ACC: +10%, DMG: +1)
                      Knives (ACC: +10%, DMG: +1)
Effects: None

Weapons:
Sawn-Off: DMG: 3 RoF: 1 ACC: 50% CAP: 2 (7 Gauge) (Equipped)
Special: Aim For The Head: 15% chance to do DMG: 12 on a hit. 100% chance vs. zombies.
Description: A sawn-off Bethesda P-99. Why they had to use a Bethesda P-99 is beyond you, since it doesn't really seem like a good weapon to make a sawn-off with. Still, if you ever wanted to fight a hoard of zombies, look no further. Works well against a horde of zombies too.

Shotgun: DMG: 2 RoF: 1 ACC: 40% CAP: 6 (7 Gauge)
Special: Come At Me Bro: DMG: 4 and ACC: 75% while out of cover.
Description: Small yet powerful, the Bethesda P-99 is useful for those who aren't afraid to take risks, or stand in the middle of a firefight blowing people's limbs off.

Revolver: DMG: 1 RoF: 1 ACC: 50% CAP: 6 (.34)
Special: I Am The Law: ACC 75% against criminals.
Description: The revolver has been a tool of law agencies everywhere, mostly because they are too lasy to purchase new guns. While the .34 revolver isn't as glamorious as the .44 Magmum or .666 Hellblaster, it gets the job done when you need it most. Unless you're facing a tank that is. Then you're on your own.

Inventory: Green Tote-bag (Painted red)
           Ragged Clothes (-1 to not looking suspicious)
           Security Uniform (+2 to not looking suspicious) (Equipped)
           Standie-talkie (Able to communicate with other standie-talkies within 50 metres.)
           Wolf Pelt x 3
           Use Button
           Suspicious Glowing Liquid (Permanent increase to Health, Energy or Innovation Points when consumed)
           7 Gauge x 12
           .34 x 12

Order McGuard to unlock the cuffs, using my arm to continue the hold after the cuffs are released.

Graeme McGuard chokes out, "I don't have the keys. Graeme McSecurity does."

[PyroDesu]

"McSecurity, give the keys to these cuffs to McGuard or McGuard here will be getting a one-way ticket to hell."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"McSecurity, give the keys to these cuffs to McGuard or McGuard here will be getting a one-way ticket to hell."

Graeme McSecurity slowly pulls a ring of keys out of his pocket and throws it at Graeme McGuard. Graeme McGuard, understandably shaken about all these death threats, fumbles the ring of keys, which land in a heap at his feet. The two guards then look at you for what to do, since Graeme McGuard obviously can't bend down to pick up the keys with your hands at his throat.

[PyroDesu]

Bend with McGuard, so he can pick them up, then straighten back up as soon as he has a hold of them.

"No funny business, boys. In fact, McSecurity, I want you to unload any weapons you have on you right now. All of them, even stun pistols, then drop the magazines or cartridges at your feet and toss the unloaded stuff, as well as any melee weapons, this way, about 2/3 of the way between us."

[USEC_OFFICER]

Bend with McGuard, so he can pick them up, then straighten back up as soon as he has a hold of them.

"No funny business, boys. In fact, McSecurity, I want you to unload any weapons you have on you right now. All of them, even stun pistols, then drop the magazines or cartridges at your feet and toss the unloaded stuff, as well as any melee weapons, this way, about 2/3 of the way between us."

Graeme McSecurity tosses his (now useless) taser pistol and glorified club at the ground near your feet. Through some complicated gymnastics, Graeme McGuard manages to grab the keys and unlock your handcuffs.

[PyroDesu]

Continue holding McGuard with my left elbow.

"Okay now, you too, McGuard. Same deal, put the ammo at your feet and weapons into the pile. Except your baton, I'll take that, now my right hand is free."

[Evilsx]

Joun gets up from the alley, he looks at the map, decide it is time to get to this building