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Dave1004

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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #255 on: January 01, 2012, 03:09:17 pm »

-Yawwwwn- Hello.  I have slept in, and it is now noon.  How am I still tired!?

When you "Oversleep", your brain will be groggy and sore. It's annoying, but that's how it works. Drink some water, go outside and take a piss in the snow, do some exercises, then go back to bed.

>Only sleeping in 'til noon
>ISHYGDDT
...I have no snow here!  RARGH.

>2012
>Not living in a place with snow
>ISHYGDDT

How the f**k do you live somewhere without snow? What are you, in a third world country? Christ! Come to Canada, man! It's been the mildest winter yet, and we still have two feet deep now. Two winters ago, we had 20 foot drifts, and both of the local snow plows broke down due to there being too much damn snow.

TAKE THE SNOW! TAKE IT!!!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #256 on: January 01, 2012, 03:13:00 pm »

I live in the U.S... Southeast.  -frowns in embarrassment-
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« Reply #257 on: January 01, 2012, 03:15:17 pm »

I would gladly prefer cold weather over this freaking humid, subtropical Georgia. God, it can get so hot here.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #258 on: January 01, 2012, 04:25:19 pm »

I live in Texas. I'm currently waiting for the mid-to-late-winter flurries to start. Before about 3 years ago, I never thought I would say those two sentences in conjunction.

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« Reply #259 on: January 01, 2012, 04:37:06 pm »

Woo, Skyrunner's on!  I hope you're feeling better, Skyrunner.  My knees certainly are! (I had knee surgery on the 29th, very minor.  Taking out screws.)
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« Reply #260 on: January 01, 2012, 04:47:36 pm »

Woo, Skyrunner's on!  I hope you're feeling better, Skyrunner.  My knees certainly are! (I had knee surgery on the 29th, very minor.  Taking out screws.)

Yes, thank you :)

Try to explain the amazing-ness of my cheese to the Minotaur, and while he is distracted, throw it in entirety and hope it kills him.


[45] Your fabulous distraction fails to get through the minotaur's thick skull!

...and the Minotaur's skin starts getting bubbly and blistery. [92] In another moment of true clarity, you understand that the cheese's effects have at least a one-turn delay, whatever a turn is supposed to be :/

Tell the pooh bear that the dwarves have the hunny!

[91] You succeed in enraging the pooh bear! He stands up and fetches a Large Balloon Cluster out of hammer space! He uses it to escape the pit with you!

You see one large room. It has seventeen civilian dwarves, three levers and a raised platform. [68] You drop onto the floor safely!

==> If the tank is occupied, run quickly through the southern door. If not, occupy it and roll through the southern door. Also make Skyrunner feel better.

[13] Bad for you, the tank is FULLY MANNED and READY TO FIRE! [80] You manage to dodge a tank cannon shell!  [95] You quickly escape through the southern door!

[46] The next room has one Mad Scientist holding one -Mad Orthoclase Lever-!

Try to impress them with my DISCOOOO!!!!!!! dancing!


With a loud intro, disco music starts to play and one disco ball appears! You [91] successfully convert the non-believers to Disco!

Clear gift : [2] Something tasty [66] You receive one Devil's Tail Roast!

Get a Kiwi and investigate the area, the kiwi included.

[99] You obtain one Kiwi bird, one kiwi and investigate! You find out that the ostrich did it!

I'll do whatever is necessary to clear the room.

[95] Woah, what is up with all these good dice rolls? ;3

You find a bell labeled ROOM CLEAR BELL behind the man and ring it!

Gift: [2] Something tasty [79] You get one Turkish Delight box!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #261 on: January 01, 2012, 04:51:37 pm »

Stop throwing the Cheese, and gather the already thrown piece.  Wait for the Minotaur to die, and then rip off its horns and try to carve a knife out of one of them with the other.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #262 on: January 01, 2012, 04:53:10 pm »

Eat some of the Turkish Delights, give one to my Slime and Kitty as well. Store the rest away, and Next Room!

Awesome to see you back in action, mate!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #263 on: January 01, 2012, 04:53:27 pm »

==> Show deep respect for the Mad Scientist, and attempt to form an alliance with him. Failing that, use the Silver Ring of Cheap Shots to deliver an earth-shattering kick to the groin.

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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #264 on: January 01, 2012, 04:54:36 pm »

Also, don't forget about tlm7.  He posted his app at the end of two pages ago.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #265 on: January 01, 2012, 05:07:52 pm »

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[47] You find one house made of gingerbread, of all things :/

Stop throwing the Cheese, and gather the already thrown piece.  Wait for the Minotaur to die, and then rip off its horns and try to carve a knife out of one of them with the other.

[75] The minotaur dies quickly.
[13] You fail to make a useful knife and ruin one horn.

Gift: [5] Something pricey [12] You receive one Expensive Tin Can! It's 5 cents more costly than other Tin Cans!

Eat some of the Turkish Delights, give one to my Slime and Kitty as well. Store the rest away, and Next Room!

Awesome to see you back in action, mate!

Nom nom!

[41] You enter a large cavern that is empty. Your danger senses... [71] tingle!

==> Show deep respect for the Mad Scientist, and attempt to form an alliance with him. Failing that, use the Silver Ring of Cheap Shots to deliver an earth-shattering kick to the groin.

[17] You try to make friends with the MS, but you miscommunicate and somehow end up insulting his
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[30] Your ring of Cheap Shots has already been used once and must recharge!

The Mad Scientist ... [88] decides not to kill you and lets loose [48] killer fluffy rabbits!

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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #266 on: January 01, 2012, 05:09:18 pm »

Try to use the other horn to skin the minotaur.
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« Reply #267 on: January 01, 2012, 05:11:16 pm »

Thanks, Pooh!

Pull the middle lever and book it for the nearest door.
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« Reply #268 on: January 01, 2012, 05:12:45 pm »

Yay Gingerbread house!

Search for people, and if there are none, scavenge the house for useful items.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 1 slot open
« Reply #269 on: January 01, 2012, 05:17:29 pm »

==> Count to three very slowly and dramatically, accidentally saying "five" instead of "three", correct self, and hope for divine intervention. Failing that, relive youth by playing soccer with the rabbits as balls and the mad scientist as goal and goalie.
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