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[Zinc23]

I tap the cheese again.  I really want to be able to throw it and brain someone.

[Skyrunner]

Muh...hard to keep track...

>Scream at the desecration of the fluffy whiteness. Escape South, partially cursing fate.

[55] You run away safely!

[92] This room is filled with lots and lots of fluffy kiwi birds. It has many kiwi fruit trees and has a sweet aroma.

I tap the cheese again.  I really want to be able to throw it and brain someone.

Wow.
You got [100].

As you tap the cheese, forbidden knowledge flows into you like a dam has burst. You understand that this undead cheese is the pinnacle of biological weapons, with merely the touch of one crumb can knock down an adult. Strangely, you are immune to it. Oh well.

If you eat a crumb of the cheese, you have a chance of turning into a Binari, whatever that is.

[Zinc23]

Smile like an idiot for about five minutes, accepting and looking over the knowledge, and continue south, putting the cheese under my arm.

AWESOME!  Super cheese!

[Skyrunner]

Smile like an idiot for about five minutes, accepting and looking over the knowledge, and continue south, putting the cheese under my arm.

AWESOME!  Super cheese!

[16] You fail to put the cheese under your arm, instead placing it in your Pocket of Holding, where all items should go :3

[45]
You meet one Minotaur!

[Zinc23]

I pick off a chunk of super cheese and throw it at the Minotaur's head, with the aim of braining it.  Also, before throwing, look to see if the minotaur has a usable weapon.

[Toaster]

A large bear, huh?

Explain to the bear the principles of Bear Cavalry, and the benefit of eating dwarves as such.

[Dave1004]

Ask the old man if he's dangerous, and if he or I can help each other escape this foul dungeon!

[Toaster]

Do you ever sleep?

[Zinc23]

I do not.  I don't think Dave does either.

[Dave1004]

:3. I hound these forums, day and night! I am the hero Bay12 deserves!

[Skyrunner]

I'm so dizzy... No tylenol, no aspirin, no advil, no nothingngggg

BTW, its 10:10 here, waiting for New Year despite sickness ;3

I pick off a chunk of super cheese and throw it at the Minotaur's head, with the aim of braining it.  Also, before throwing, look to see if the minotaur has a usable weapon.

The Minotaur is a barefisted grappler.

[58] You throw the cheese! It glances off the Minotaur's head!

The Minotaur approaches you...

Explain to the bear the principles of Bear Cavalry, and the benefit of eating dwarves as such.

[19] The bear does not understand; it seems to be looking for honey and a red shirt :/

Ask the old man if he's dangerous, and if he or I can help each other escape this foul dungeon!

"Ah," says the old man, "but I cannot use my abilities outside of this accursed room, hence why I planted man-eating plants to prey on others."

[Zinc23]

Try to explain the amazing-ness of my cheese to the Minotaur, and while he is distracted, throw it in entirety and hope it kills him.



Why u no fall over!

[Toaster]

Tell the pooh bear that the dwarves have the hunny!

[Tlm7]

Application
Name: Zethos Lylth

Attack:   7
Defense: 1
Luck: 7

Pointy thing (weapon):
Hard thing (clothes):
Special thing (accessory):

[Tiruin]

Get a Kiwi and investigate the area, the kiwi included.