Woo, Skyrunner's on! I hope you're feeling better, Skyrunner. My knees certainly are! (I had knee surgery on the 29th, very minor. Taking out screws.)
Yes, thank you
Try to explain the amazing-ness of my cheese to the Minotaur, and while he is distracted, throw it in entirety and hope it kills him.
[45] Your fabulous distraction fails to get through the minotaur's thick skull!
...and the Minotaur's skin starts getting bubbly and blistery. [92] In another moment of true clarity, you understand that the cheese's effects have at least a one-turn delay, whatever a turn is supposed to be :/
Tell the pooh bear that the dwarves have the hunny!
[91] You succeed in enraging the pooh bear! He stands up and fetches a Large Balloon Cluster out of hammer space! He uses it to escape the pit with you!
You see one large room. It has seventeen civilian dwarves, three levers and a raised platform. [68] You drop onto the floor safely!
==> If the tank is occupied, run quickly through the southern door. If not, occupy it and roll through the southern door. Also make Skyrunner feel better.
[13] Bad for you, the tank is FULLY MANNED and READY TO FIRE! [80] You manage to dodge a tank cannon shell! [95] You quickly escape through the southern door!
[46] The next room has one Mad Scientist holding one -Mad Orthoclase Lever-!
Try to impress them with my DISCOOOO!!!!!!! dancing!
With a loud intro, disco music starts to play and one disco ball appears! You [91] successfully convert the non-believers to Disco!
Clear gift : [2] Something tasty [66] You receive one Devil's Tail Roast!
Get a Kiwi and investigate the area, the kiwi included.
[99] You obtain one Kiwi bird, one kiwi and investigate! You find out that the ostrich did it!
I'll do whatever is necessary to clear the room.
[95] Woah, what is up with all these good dice rolls? ;3
You find a bell labeled
ROOM CLEAR BELL behind the man and ring it!
Gift: [2] Something tasty [79] You get one Turkish Delight box!