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Game difficulty level

CAKEWALK
- 11 (16.9%)
YOU F&@#KING DIE SON!!!  YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
- 35 (53.8%)
Somewhere inbetween
- 19 (29.2%)

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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Mr T  (Read 46530 times)

DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #60 on: December 27, 2011, 04:24:59 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 02:35:17 pm
Recover my quest item, then summon the angel of ROCK and take this soiree to the skies!

Roll059 You snatch back the mysterious briefcase, and...



Roll60 summon an angel to come drag you away.

Quote from: micelus on December 27, 2011, 03:47:38 pm
Call up an airstrike on the jesuses/jesii. Air lift some Anti-air artillery.

An air strike order has been sent to Mother Russia, will strike in Roll61,
AA guns summoned, will spawn in Roll62.



Quote from: freeformschooler on December 27, 2011, 03:51:32 pm
Latch onto the chopper and make it a ZOMBIE CHOPPER.

Roll63 Player04 is inside the chopper, +1 defensive rolls for you if anyone tries to get at it.





Spoiler: player02 status: Brian (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: player03 status: Bob (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: player04 status: Jegus Grist (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: December 30, 2011, 02:26:48 am by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #61 on: December 27, 2011, 04:27:58 pm »
Kill the current chopper pilot with a piece of crucifix. Take control of the chopper. Shoot at Bob from above.
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #62 on: December 27, 2011, 05:03:32 pm »
I don't need this shit, I'm Jesus lol

Heal self, finish that briefcase quest thingy
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #63 on: December 27, 2011, 05:26:23 pm »
With the power of Mother Russia, leap into the air and punch the atoms out of the helicopter and everyone inside.
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #64 on: December 27, 2011, 06:07:46 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 05:03:32 pm
I don't need this shit, I'm Jesus lol



Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 05:03:32 pm
Heal self

Roll64 player02 praises the lord and heals himself completely.

Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 05:03:32 pm

finish that briefcase quest thingy

Marcellus Wallace is in L.A.

You are currently in the outskirts of CANADA VILLAGE.  Flying by Angel-power is going to take too long of a long time.  You need an airplane or a teleporter or something to get over there.  Need to make an exit strategy.

« Last Edit: December 27, 2011, 09:46:08 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #65 on: December 27, 2011, 06:10:36 pm »
Piss on ground. Turn it into an airplane.
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #66 on: December 27, 2011, 06:11:19 pm »
GET TO DA CHOPPA!
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #67 on: December 27, 2011, 06:17:13 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on December 27, 2011, 04:27:58 pm
Kill the current chopper pilot with a piece of crucifix. Take control of the chopper. Shoot at Bob from above.

The chopper pilot is player03.  He flew himself in.

You seek out Bob and attack.

in the chopper.

Roll65

player03 dodges Roll66  jumping up into midair, then does an atomic superhuman attack to fire at the molecular structure of his chopper and all who dwell within it. Roll67, and he takes out the engines of the plane.



player04 must evacuate chopper in 2 turns or crash with it.  player03 remains hovering above the ground.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2011, 05:31:23 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #68 on: December 27, 2011, 06:18:22 pm »
EVACUATE THE CHOPPER AND BEGIN A MIDAIR DUEL WITH BOB.
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #69 on: December 27, 2011, 06:18:44 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 06:11:19 pm
GET TO DA CHOPPA!

In Soviet Russia, CHOPPA GET TO YOU.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2011, 08:46:44 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #70 on: December 27, 2011, 06:29:22 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on December 27, 2011, 06:18:22 pm
EVACUATE THE CHOPPER AND BEGIN A MIDAIR DUEL WITH BOB.

player04 Attack: Roll68 
player03 Dodge: Roll69



Zombie Jesus converts and INFECTS player03 to his religious order.  The full conversion will happen on Putin's death, which has a clock of Roll70 turn(s), after which player03 will be controlled by player04 as the new character subclass: Zombie Putin.



Spoiler: player03 status: Bob (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #71 on: December 27, 2011, 06:34:08 pm »
Let the Choppa Die, then ressurect it!

Jesus powers totally work that way, right?
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #72 on: December 27, 2011, 06:34:46 pm »
Also, player04, you cannot fly.  You are not made out of the same magic that the Putin class is.

You start to fall after your one well timed and rolled attack.   You will hit the ground in 1 turn.
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #73 on: December 27, 2011, 06:35:36 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 06:34:08 pm
Let the Choppa Die, then ressurect it!

Jesus powers totally work that way, right?

Roll71

No.
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #74 on: December 27, 2011, 06:36:38 pm »


It dies a terrible terrible death.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2011, 06:40:04 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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