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Game difficulty level

CAKEWALK
- 11 (16.9%)
YOU F&@#KING DIE SON!!!  YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
- 35 (53.8%)
Somewhere inbetween
- 19 (29.2%)

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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Mr T  (Read 46528 times)

Tiruin

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #45 on: December 27, 2011, 09:21:25 am »
I've a bad feeling for even joining.

Character name: Squeegee
Character level: 3
Character class: Luigi
Sex?: Male
Favorite hobby: Jumping
Irrational phobia: Turtles
A number between 0 and 7: 6


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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #46 on: December 27, 2011, 12:45:43 pm »

Quote from: monk12 on December 26, 2011, 10:19:30 pm
"Those who live by the evil Urkel puppet shall die by the evil Urkel puppet!"

You shake your fist at him wielding your prophecy



Quote from: monk12 on December 26, 2011, 10:19:30 pm
Heal self! Repeatedly!
 

Roll051 eh two ribs are fixed now.  I guess that’s pretty cool.  You’re starting to have difficulty breathing due to injuries and get an additional -1 to dodge until that spear in your chest wall is dealt with.

Quote from: freeformschooler on December 27, 2011, 09:03:42 am
Pull the tracking bug out of a hole in my unliving corpse quickly and throw it at the T-mobile!

Roll052 Its too deep in you to rip out without ripping your lower body off to get at it...  And Mr T is too far escaped for you to see where he went.


Spoiler: player02 status: Brian (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: player03 status: Bob (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: player04 status: Jegus Grist (click to show/hide)

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freeformschooler

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #47 on: December 27, 2011, 12:49:35 pm »
Nah, not worth ripping off my lower body. Look around the area for something to use as a weapon. Preferably something unrealistic.
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Ahra

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #48 on: December 27, 2011, 12:55:03 pm »
Character name: Skreeagh the extra pissed of.
Character level: Extra skeletal
Character class: zkeletal sentient dinozaur
Sex?:... male
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Quote from: Splint on March 16, 2012, 06:17:45 am
And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #49 on: December 27, 2011, 01:04:22 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on December 27, 2011, 12:49:35 pm
Look around the area for something to use as a weapon. Preferably something unrealistic.

Roll053 You find the mysterious briefcase from player02's inventory! 






Spoiler: player04 status: Jegus Grist (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: December 27, 2011, 06:43:11 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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monk12

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #50 on: December 27, 2011, 01:11:23 pm »
Focus all of my sweet Jesus Healing powers on the chest wound!

It figures- spears to the chest, my one weakness.
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freeformschooler

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #51 on: December 27, 2011, 01:12:24 pm »
PEER INTO THE BRIEFCASE TO REGENERATE.
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Ahra

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #52 on: December 27, 2011, 01:15:36 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 01:11:23 pm
Focus all of my sweet Jesus Healing powers on the chest wound!

It figures- spears to the chest, my one weakness.
erm pull it out first? or someone may punch it deeper into you
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Quote from: Splint on March 16, 2012, 06:17:45 am
And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2011, 01:30:44 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 01:11:23 pm
Focus all of my sweet Jesus Healing powers on the chest wound!



Roll054 player02 creates a beam of holy light all around the area.  All of his wounds are healed, so sayith the Lord.

Even the spear pops out and heals its wounds and becomes a mighty Joshua tree.




Quote from: freeformschooler on December 27, 2011, 01:12:24 pm
PEER INTO THE BRIEFCASE TO REGENERATE.



player04 has entered RAGE ZOMBIE mode.





Spoiler: player02 status: Brian (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: player03 status: Bob (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: player04 status: Jegus Grist (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: December 27, 2011, 01:50:21 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2011, 01:40:03 pm »
Spoiler: Playerlist (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 30, 2011, 12:10:58 am by DinosaurusRex_x »
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monk12

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2011, 01:52:17 pm »
I can breathe!

I! CAN! FIGHT!

Summon the Pope-Mobile, and begin epic chase sequence!
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #56 on: December 27, 2011, 02:26:22 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 01:52:17 pm
I can breathe!

Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 01:52:17 pm
I! CAN! FIGHT!I can breathe!

Quote from: monk12 on December 27, 2011, 01:52:17 pm
Summon the Pope-Mobile, and begin epic chase sequence!

Roll055

Blast!  He's too far away to chase.




You turn around and notice, player04 is sapping the soul right out of your quest item!

player03 lands his chopper on scene and comes in SHOOTING after the tracking chip, and any and all witnesses.



Roll056 Blasting 6 shots off at player04 and blasting off his lower jaw (taking away his ability to convert new followers.)  Zombie Jesus's chest is now 1/3rd ripped through. 

player04 has dropped the briefcase.

Roll057 player03 blasts 3 shots at Jesus Christ Superstar, hitting him in each wrist and once in the ankles.

                    PvP mode initiated.







Spoiler: player02 status: Brian (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: player03 status: Bob (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: player04 status: Jegus Grist (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: December 27, 2011, 05:11:21 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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monk12

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #57 on: December 27, 2011, 02:35:17 pm »
When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.

Recover my quest item, then summon the angel of ROCK and take this soiree to the skies!
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #58 on: December 27, 2011, 03:47:38 pm »
Call up an airstrike on the jesuses/jesii. Air lift some Anti-air artillery.
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #59 on: December 27, 2011, 03:51:32 pm »
Latch onto the chopper and make it a ZOMBIE CHOPPER.
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