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[10ebbor10]

It s the cristal orb.  That means... Posses corpse.

[Loud Whispers]

Maybe smash orb on corpse?

My guess is it has some lovely goodies inside.

If that fails, we'll have lots of shards of crystal glass to have !FUN! with

[freeformschooler]

Half the people don't realize this is the orb that previously showed Frankie. Clearly, it must be Frankie's corpse.

If cerepa makes this game about possessing a zombified adventurer, I will have to finish Sprayedmoirails to find some way to concurrently continue this canon myself. Pokemafia is fun but much slower-paced.

[cerapa]

You get the brilliant plan possess the corpse, and use it to free you, somehow.

You then realize that you arent even close to having enough power to do that. You get angry, as demons and fallen angels are prone to doing sometimes, and as there is nothing here but the orb, you smash it against your head. Shards of glass cover the bottom of the chest now. You can still see through them though. Maybe will have to leave that plan for slightly later.

You then decide to try something else, contacting the follower and giving him a prophecy.
You are...._{HAIL MAgIC SATAN}

Holy_{HAIL MAgIC SATAN} shit, you are tripping balls. What the hell_{HAIL MAgIC SATAN} were those shrooms?

You are in the middle of an extremely_{HAIL MAgIC SATAN} colourful city. There are a great many people here. Though you could safely divide the number you see by four, so_{HAIL MAgIC SATAN} there are just quite a lot of people.
Name:
Health: [?/?]
Status: Tripping balls[8 turns]
Inventory: 15 MAgIC mushrooms.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spread the love and you will get your wish.

EDIT: ITS CERAPA WITH AN A GODDAMNIT, why do people use an e there?!

[freeformschooler]

>Spread the love.

[cerapa]

You decide t..._{HAIL MAgIC SATAN}

You are just tripping too many balls to focus, so_{HAIL MAgIC SATAN} you just decide to eat some shrooms.

You eat 2 magic mushrooms. It feels really_{HAIL MAgIC SATAN} strange, your stomach is bubbling_{HAIL MAgIC SATAN} and your hands starts violently shaking. You are now...THE PROPHET. THE PROPHET SPREADS THE LOVE. THE PROPHET LOVES ALL. THE PROPHET LIKES HUMANS ALMOST AS MUCH AS IT LIKES MOISTURE AND LACK OF SUNLIGHT IT ALSO LOVES THE DEVIL.

Mushrooms start growing over your body. You spread spores into the air and the people around you start coughing, and then soon after, laughing. Other humans are not so amused, and start shooting arrows at you.

What do you do?
Name: THE PROPHET
Health: [?/?]
Status: Mushroom.
Covering body: 26 mushrooms

[EveryZig]

Throw them some spore-filled SHROOMS.

[freeformschooler]

>Spread the infection shrooms.

[cerapa]

You rip some mushrooms off your body and fling them at the attackers. They go down similarly to the other people, and soon join your fold of happiness.

You see a man hurry away on a horse. He will bring an army you presume.

All the more to join the fold. THE PROPHET SHALL SPREAD THE LOVE TO ALL IT SEES!
What was that? You didnt really understand whetever that was a stoner or a mushroom.

You guess it doesnt really matter. You cant contact it anymore, but you seem to have a lot more followers. Still stuck in this chest though. Interestingly all the shards on the ground make it far easier to see the corpse and the area surrounding it. Its a bit confusing to look from a bunch of different angles, but you see from all of them.

What do you do?
Name: the Devil
Health: [1000/1000]
Health regen/turn: 15
Demonic power: 74
Demonic power generation/turn: 27

Traits:

• Immortal Being: You have lived through the ages, and nothing can kill you, NOTHING. If you run out of health, you are incapacitated for a while though. You can also get trapped somewhere, like that millenia you spent underground once. Adamantite is some tough stuff, you never really understood how someone could mine that crap.
• Demonic Empowerment: You gain 1 demonic power generation per every follower you have. You also gain additional abilities as the amount of followers increases. Bought souls are worth 5 times as much as followers. This also makes you unable to gain XP, all power comes from followers.
• Fallen Angel: You were thrown out for stealing candy from babies. What else are you gonna do with endless power?! You might have been stripped of a lot of your power, but you got some badass horns in exchange, and thats all that matters.

[freeformschooler]

>Try possessing the corpse again.

[cerapa]

Possessing the corpse would take 100 Demonic power, and you had to use the dangerous technique of tapping into still generating supplies. It is a technique only used by immortals, as the results can otherwise be disasterous.

You once heard a story of a man who attempted to do it in an attempt at a forbidden action. His body turned inside out and then he was eaten by a weasel. The weasel then died of food poisoning and released a curse into the world. It is the curse of the wereweasel, that makes humans turn into weasels at the presence of other weasels and wereweasels. It is considered the only "true" curse in the world, as it does not make you cool in any way.

With that in mind, you do it anyway.
You are now a Possessed Zombie Frank Frankie Frankson IV. You gain all her abilities and traits. You find yourself in an ill described area of a crypt.

You never really considered the fact that you would be posessing a woman. Then again, its hard to verify someones gender after they have been ingested by a fire troll. Fire trolls are incapable of digesting non-cooked meat and everything that is not worn, so a corpse does remain. It is apparent that fire trolls mostly eat their own cooked flesh as it is known to be rather tasty and succulent, and very thoroughly cooked. Plus trolls have built in regeneration, so they just do not give a fuck.

Oh, there it is, right there. Wanting to fix its mistake of not cooking you beforehand. It was really in a hurry at the time, being on fire and all that.

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 25/25
Level: 2 [0/50]
Elitist Points: 5/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:

• Disc Magic: You can cast spells from various combinations of TECHNICAL MACHINES. Yes, they are straight out of Pokemon, why do you ask?
• Possessed by the Devil: Unlike what The Exorcist might tell you, this does not give you the ability to spin your head 360 degrees. It however lets you use a fragment of your power through the person you possess.
• Zombie: You are a zombie. One of those fast ones, not the slow lumbering ones. You also do not feel the craving for brain...its actualy prettSPLEEEEENS......spleens....ragh...spleens

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now that the PLOT PUSHROOM has been dealt with, we can continue on.

[10ebbor10]

Drown the troll with your water relevant TM.

[freeformschooler]

Drown the troll with your water relevant TM.

Indeed. Do this.

[Trapezohedron]

Drown the troll with your water relevant TM.

Indeed. Do this.

This, too. If unavailable, draw a magical PP UP and a Leppa Berry out of nowhere and ingest both of them.

[The Fool]

>Eat spleens from the other corpses while looking around the crypt.