You decide to do what worked before, which is to summon the Giant Lungfish of Eek. Now being dead, you have to do it with his ghost.
The Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek crashes down the ghost, crushing it. The Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek is extremely pissed from at first having been summoned away from the water, and now from paradise. It decides something must be done about you, shows you the fish equivalent of the middle finger, and hovers through the walls to see whoever runs this dungeon.
You gain 5 XP from killing a friendly ghost that was supposed to help you. This causes you to level, you prick. Choose one of the earlier traits or one of the new ones.
1)Asssummoner
You have the uncanny ability to summon things in such a way that it will piss them off, this earns you the ire of people in the bathroom and people who are naked. Bonus on summoning things that do not wish to be summoned, and you can do it for half the mana requirement. This trait also carries the curse of the Giant Lungfish of Eek, where he randomly shows up and slaps you occasionally.
2)Greatest Enemy to Physics
It has been stated that all miscalculations are the result of a single person. That person is you. Your very presence causes the laws of physics to falter. One could go into what he is carrying and one could shove a giant fish up his bum, which wouldnt be particularly comfortable, and one could punch ghosts.
3)Fish Extractor
There is always a bigger fish somewhere, and you know where they are. You are the envy fishermen all over the world, as whenever they show how big a fish they caught, you can summon a bigger one. You can always summon a bigger fish as a 1 mana cost ability, that comes back whenever you regain all your mana.
What do you choose and do?
Name:
, a level 3 complete prick
Experience: [64/140]
Health:
[79/10/100]Mana:
[5/15]Traits:
- Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
- AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell: You are MAgICAL, holy shit that sounds weird. Anyway, you can cast basic spells and horribly botch harder spells. There might or might not be a connection with Lovecraftian horrors and the darkness here. There is also the chance of ponies, or possibly Lovecraftian ponies. The sky is the limit with spells.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), an extra-empty hat of skull
s(equipped), a chest(contains: Magic orb, decent clothes)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot
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