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[freeformschooler]

Take the BLANK EMPTINESS and put it in your skull-hat for an extra-empty hat.

Even better idea!

[cerapa]

You put the orb in the chest and the chest in your inventory. The creator of the universe hopes this does not become a recurring theme as one can only put so many things inside other things without going planepacked on everything or more precisely, in everything.

You have no idea what you just thought but your brain froze up after thinking that. You decide to examine the Giant Lungfish of Eek.

Its a lungfish, that is gigantic. There isnt much to say about it. One could call it a pretty fish, an ugly fish or anything in between, depending on how attractive you find fish to be. One could call it a strong fish, if fish were to have contests of strength this fish would win it, because its friggin huge, and as such, one could say it is simply a gigantic fish, and not a strong fish.

You decide to cut the crap and just go into deep though. You find it quite difficulty, confirming the fact that there is a brick inside your skull. Your actual skull, not your hat.

That reminds you. The emptiness would look quite snazzy in your hat. You put the blank emptiness into your skull. You hat skull, not your actual skull. It is now an extra empty skull.
Name: , a level 2 minor eldritch wannabe
Experience: [58/60]
Health: [79/10/100]
Mana: [15/15]
Traits:

• Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
  
• AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell: You are MAgICAL, holy shit that sounds weird. Anyway, you can cast basic spells and horribly botch harder spells. There might or might not be a connection with Lovecraftian horrors and the darkness here. There is also the chance of ponies, or possibly Lovecraftian ponies. The sky is the limit with spells.

Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), an extra-empty hat of skulls(equipped), a chest(contains: Magic orb, decent clothes)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot

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[Trapezohedron]

> Summon Lovecraftian ponies to guide you in your journey, especially Maplefthagn the One-hoofed.

[10ebbor10]

Put the fish in your inventory, then climb into the chest(whitout getting it out f your inventory) then move forward.

If the universe doesn't notice, everything 'll be just fine.

[forsaken1111]

Put the fish in your inventory, then climb into the chest(whitout getting it out f your inventory) then move forward.

If the universe doesn't notice, everything 'll be just fine.

[cerapa]

The universe is very very offended that you would even think of tricking him and summoning lovecraftian ponies. After all he has done for you, like giving you amnesia and throwing you in a dungeon. This is where he pulls the line. You cant carry giant fish and go into your own inventory, you silly cow.

You apologize to the universe and hope it can forgive you one day. You beg him to take you back. He forgives you and you go on a couple of dates and things go from there. Before you know it, you are married to the universe and have 2 kids of indeterminate gender and nature.

Buh...you wake up from a loud clank. Apparently you fell asleep after making your skull(hat, not actual) extra-empty. And also apparently, you drooled on the floor. So yeah, you droll when you sleep, most likely snore too.

You check where the clank come from, and see a ghost screwing around with the torches.
Name: , a level 2 minor eldritch wannabe
Experience: [58/60]
Health: [79/10/100]
Mana: [15/15]
Traits:

• Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
  
• AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell: You are MAgICAL, holy shit that sounds weird. Anyway, you can cast basic spells and horribly botch harder spells. There might or might not be a connection with Lovecraftian horrors and the darkness here. There is also the chance of ponies, or possibly Lovecraftian ponies. The sky is the limit with spells.

Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), an extra-empty hat of skulls(equipped), a chest(contains: Magic orb, decent clothes)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot

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[Trapezohedron]

> Stop the ghost from having his "Fun Time".

*wink wink, nudge nudge*

[10ebbor10]

Summon the Giant Ghostly lungfish of Eek

[forsaken1111]

Summon the Giant Ghostly lungfish of Eek ON THE GHOST

^^

[cerapa]

You decide to do what worked before, which is to summon the Giant Lungfish of Eek. Now being dead, you have to do it with his ghost.

The Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek crashes down the ghost, crushing it. The Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek is extremely pissed from at first having been summoned away from the water, and now from paradise. It decides something must be done about you, shows you the fish equivalent of the middle finger, and hovers through the walls to see whoever runs this dungeon.

You gain 5 XP from killing a friendly ghost that was supposed to help you. This causes you to level, you prick. Choose one of the earlier traits or one of the new ones.

1)Asssummoner
You have the uncanny ability to summon things in such a way that it will piss them off, this earns you the ire of people in the bathroom and people who are naked. Bonus on summoning things that do not wish to be summoned, and you can do it for half the mana requirement. This trait also carries the curse of the Giant Lungfish of Eek, where he randomly shows up and slaps you occasionally.
2)Greatest Enemy to Physics
It has been stated that all miscalculations are the result of a single person. That person is you. Your very presence causes the laws of physics to falter. One could go into what he is carrying and one could shove a giant fish up his bum, which wouldnt be particularly comfortable, and one could punch ghosts.
3)Fish Extractor
There is always a bigger fish somewhere, and you know where they are. You are the envy fishermen all over the world, as whenever they show how big a fish they caught, you can summon a bigger one. You can always summon a bigger fish as a 1 mana cost ability, that comes back whenever you regain all your mana.

What do you choose and do?
Name: , a level 3 complete prick
Experience: [64/140]
Health: [79/10/100]
Mana: [5/15]
Traits:

• Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
  
• AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell: You are MAgICAL, holy shit that sounds weird. Anyway, you can cast basic spells and horribly botch harder spells. There might or might not be a connection with Lovecraftian horrors and the darkness here. There is also the chance of ponies, or possibly Lovecraftian ponies. The sky is the limit with spells.

Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), an extra-empty hat of skulls(equipped), a chest(contains: Magic orb, decent clothes)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot

Code: (Map) [Select]

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[freeformschooler]

The obvious choice for maximum hilarity is greatest enemy to physics.

[Trapezohedron]

The obvious choice for maximum hilarity is greatest enemy to physics.

This. Go warp reality as you extend your flight time by flailing your arms around like a chicken.

[10ebbor10]

Summon Ghostly Gost

Also warp reality,for fun and profit.And repeat the stuff yourself in box in inventory.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Crafty Fox CRAFTY FOX!

[cerapa]

You have gained a new trait: Greatest Enemy to Physics

You proceed to climb into the chest you are carrying. This cuts off any possibility of the universe ever loving you. Your now temporally nonexisting children weep.

There is now a chest floating in the air. There is also you floating in the air. Its all very confusing, as you are now technically the chest and the chest is you. Basic logic weeps together with your children. Your very dimensions are now non-euclidean as you are simultaneously in the shape of a chest and a man.

What do you do?
Name: , a level 3 complete prick
Experience: [64/140]
Health: [79/10/100]
Mana: [5/15]
Traits:

• Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
  
• AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell: You are MAgICAL, holy shit that sounds weird. Anyway, you can cast basic spells and horribly botch harder spells. There might or might not be a connection with Lovecraftian horrors and the darkness here. There is also the chance of ponies, or possibly Lovecraftian ponies. The sky is the limit with spells.
• Greatest Enemy to Physics: It has been stated that all miscalculations are the result of a single person. That person is you. Your very presence causes the laws of physics to falter. One could go into what he is carrying and one could shove a giant fish up his bum, which wouldnt be particularly comfortable, and one could punch ghosts.

Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), an extra-empty hat of skulls(equipped), a chest(contains: Magic orb, decent clothes, you)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot, chest

Code: (Map) [Select]

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is all getting very silly and you are getting close(by which I mean still very far) to the "god of the multiverse" stage rather early, shouldve seen that coming when I put Bad Savvy as an option.

Crafty fox is getting kinda outdated now that you are going down the reality warper/magic trait tree.