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[Necro910]

With the personalities of us three combined and concentrated into a single thread(that we pretty much seem to own now), you should be wondering how we haven't yet started debating the meaning of life while simultaneously discussing just how much garlic it would take to make a crundle tallow roast edible.

1. There is no meaning of life. Life is a series of chemical reactions that improves itself by trial-and-error 

2. There will never be enough.

[WolfeyS]

1. There is no meaning of life. Life is a series of chemical reactions that improves itself by trial-and-error 

You are wrong, I do believe we are expiriments of a much larger race, just to see how stupid a single race can get isolated on a single planet. 

[Musashi]

*tries to combat the derailing to save Necro910*
Elves bring me enough tamed animals to crowd the dining room and trigger endless fights. Strengthen one's character once wolves and bears are involved. 

[Necro910]

1. There is no meaning of life. Life is a series of chemical reactions that improves itself by trial-and-error 

You are wrong, I do believe we are expiriments of a much larger race, just to see how stupid a single race can get isolated on a single planet.

Shall we demonstrate 4chan or Bay12 to them? 

*tries to combat the derailing to save Necro910*
Elves bring me enough tamed animals to crowd the dining room and trigger endless fights. Strengthen one's character once wolves and bears are involved. 

Fuck, I forgot about that.

[Garath]

a breeding pair of giant lions :p

hug the tree huggers

and some bears

giant badgers

I was always wondering what the next creature would be, that would grace my stock for as long as that dungeon creep noble wasnt there

[King DZA]

1. That alone does not prove life is devoid of meaning. One could argue that the meaning of life is subjective to the individual experiencing it. There's also determinism, which states that the only reason anything happens is because it was the only possible way it could happen, this could technically be seen as everything in life happening because it was meant to happen, even if that meaning isn't of any large significance. And even then we haven't even started on the possibility of intelligent design.

2. Large amounts of garlic can can do wonders for even the most horrific food items, but even I doubt it's power in this particular case...

ENABLING EMERGENCY ANTI-DERAILMENT PROCEDURE:

I enjoy the large amount of wooden cages the elves bring, as it allows me to continue collecting subjects for later experimentation.

[Necro910]

1. That alone does not prove life is devoid of meaning. One could argue that the meaning of life is subjective to the individual experiencing it. There's also determinism, which states that the only reason anything happens is because it was the only possible way it could happen, this could technically be seen as everything in life happening because it was meant to happen, even if that meaning isn't of any large significance. And even then we haven't even started on the possibility of intelligent design.

2. Large amounts of garlic can can do wonders for even the most horrific food items, but even I doubt it's power in this particular case...

ENABLING EMERGENCY ANTI-DERAILMENT PROCEDURE:

I enjoy the large amount of wooden cages the elves bring, as it allows me to continue collecting subjects for later experimentation.

So you like the elves wood so you can tie up some people to probe?

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[King DZA]

You can tie them up? Hell, that would have made everything go along a lot smoother.

[Loud Whispers]

Bah, I prefer the Elf aquarium method.


Elves can breathe underwater right?

[WolfeyS]

Only reason I don't go to war with the elves is the same reason everyone else doesn't, animals for my doom rooms.

As in reply to Necro, 4chan maybe, but Bay12 no.  Bay12 isn't stupid, just maniacly evil in a smart way.

[Garath]

and yes, elves breathe underwater, just not for very long

[Loud Whispers]

Only reason I don't go to war with the elves is the same reason everyone else doesn't, animals for my doom rooms.

As in reply to Necro, 4chan maybe, but Bay12 no.  Bay12 isn't stupid, just maniacly evil in a smart way.

That's only if the Elves are in a savage biome. Those are savage Elves

As for 4Chan, out of the waves of trool.jpg, there are those few, beautiful moments that make you proud of being part of the internet database. Also, hi super-galactic ovelords looking at our rather hilarious predicament of a thread

Elves bring wood though, that's one of the most useful things they can bring. And socks. Made out of wood. !!DWARF FEET!!

and yes, elves breathe underwater, just not for very long

Oh ok-WAIT A MINUTE

[Necro910]

Elves can breathe underwater right?

I don't know, let's find out! Also, let's try it with the glorious red fluid 

TEST THEM, TEST THEM ALL

[Loud Whispers]

Elves can breathe underwater right?

I don't know, let's find out! Also, let's try it with the glorious red fluid 

TEST THEM, TEST THEM ALL

After decades of testing in the time warp again, I have come upon the discovery, that elves cannot actually breathe in molten lead.

Who knew?

[Necro910]

Elves can breathe underwater right?

I don't know, let's find out! Also, let's try it with the glorious red fluid 

TEST THEM, TEST THEM ALL

After decades of testing in the time warp again, I have come upon the discovery, that elves cannot actually breathe in molten lead.

Who knew?

I did.

I mean, WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?