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Absolutely useless.

Still useless.

COMPLETELY USELESS.

Best thing since sliced bread.

>I heard you liek elves<

[Mitchewawa]

Don't forget to mention how soft skulls are and how easily they're penetrated.

[Muttonhawk]

I love this thread!

[noodle0117]

There's dragon, Dwarf, !!DWARF!!, and Dwarfy, but it appears you are missing one very important thing which all of these words have in common,

"Death"

[UristMcHuman]

Unfortunately, that will have to wait until the next spring cleaning of this thread.....

It's only just going into Early Winter out here in the U.S.

And besides, I was going to publish the Dwarven Dictionary, with my own "true" definitions. You said this was supposed to be humorous.

[Loud Whispers]

Unfortunately, that will have to wait until the next spring cleaning of this thread.....

It's only just going into Early Winter out here in the U.S.

And besides, I was going to publish the Dwarven Dictionary, with my own "true" definitions. You said this was supposed to be humorous.

Humorous, yes, a pain to the grammatical-minded, no

[Mrhappyface]

Death
N.
1. The state a living being transitions to when it ceases to live. Death usually comes to dwarves in the way of cave ins, dodging into a pool or pit, social grievances, dehydration, starvation, combustion, drowning, crushing, amputation (malicious, accidential, and sometimes intentional), headplosion, infection, blood loss, suffocation, and once in a million years old age.

[Loud Whispers]

Death
N.
1. The state a living being transitions to when it ceases to live. Death usually comes to dwarves in the way of cave ins, dodging into a pool or pit, social grievances, dehydration, starvation, combustion, drowning, crushing, amputation (malicious, accidential, and sometimes intentional), headplosion, infection, blood loss, suffocation, and once in a million years old age.

You just know you're screwed when a dwarf dies of old age.

[WolfeyS]

You just know you're screwed when a dwarf dies of old age.

I have never had that happen, nor will it ever happen.  Most common cause of death amongst my dwarves is 'death by accidentally remembering there is a FB there and oh crap it broke through'.

[Loud Whispers]

You just know you're screwed when a dwarf dies of old age.

I have never had that happen, nor will it ever happen.  Most common cause of death amongst my dwarves is 'death by accidentally remembering there is a FB there and oh crap it broke through'.

"Death by natural causes."

[Talvieno]

I haven't been on quite as much, so I didn't see it til now, but whoo! It's back and bigger than ever.
And it won't run out of space this time. (hopefully)

[Loud Whispers]

I haven't been on quite as much, so I didn't see it til now, but whoo! It's back and bigger than ever.
And it won't run out of space this time. (hopefully)

If it does, I will personally see to it that something dies. Maybe the internets. ALL SHALL FEAR MY MANY SOCKS.

[kaenneth]

Q: is suspiciously blank...

Quern: The sound a Crundle makes. (Urist loves Crundles for their Haunting Querns.)

[Loud Whispers]

Q: is suspiciously blank...

Quern: The sound a Crundle makes. (Urist loves Crundles for their Haunting Querns.)

Dwarf Fortress: And Crundles are only the first...

[daveralph1234]

Dodging
N.
1.To move quickly to one side or out of the way. 2. To purposely launch ones self into an inescapable pit (usually full of magma) in order to narrowly escape an otherwise mundane threat, most commonly observed in military dwarves with legendary skills.

[Loud Whispers]

Dodging
N.
1.To move quickly to one side or out of the way. 2. To purposely launch ones self into an inescapable pit (usually full of magma) in order to narrowly escape an otherwise mundane threat, most commonly observed in military dwarves with legendary skills.

Love it... Though with the advent of Quern, now X is the only section without a word