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Author Topic: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?  (Read 9848 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #75 on: December 07, 2011, 03:49:23 pm »

Or did you just want to hear the sound of the imaginary voice that you've assigned to me in your head?

Wtf its voice's changed D:

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #76 on: December 07, 2011, 03:52:30 pm »

No worries, I'm not creepy, I just have slightly unconventional methods of striving for the greater good. In the long run, I'm only doing what's best for everyone.


Even if they don't know it yet.

Is that even a real question? Or did you just want to hear the sound of the imaginary voice that you've assigned to me in your head?
You're replying to yourself  :P

Anyhow, I'm not kidding when I say I want extinction. Are you willing to fight and bleed for your cause? This is a serious question.

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #77 on: December 07, 2011, 03:58:12 pm »

Ha ha, this has been fun hasn't it? It's like Ice meeting Magma: Lethal, and its only product is a miserable grey block.

And I'm just putting it out there, that as long as there are potatoes, or even wheat, all your door are belong to us >:]

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #78 on: December 07, 2011, 04:02:16 pm »

Ha ha, this has been fun hasn't it? It's like Ice meeting Magma: Lethal, and its only product is a miserable grey block.

And I'm just putting it out there, that as long as there are potatoes, or even wheat, all your door are belong to us >:]
I don't care about doors, you're the one with a door fetish  :P

Starvation isn't the only way to gut a fish  ;D

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #79 on: December 07, 2011, 04:03:38 pm »

Dude, I admire doors for their doors. You know? DOORS MAN.

THEY'RE LIKE DOORS.

THEY OPEN.

AND SOMETIMES CLOSE.

POSSIBLY LOCK TOO.

Also, how DO you gut a fish by starving it to death? >_>

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #80 on: December 07, 2011, 04:07:12 pm »

Dude, I admire doors for their doors. You know? DOORS MAN.

THEY'RE LIKE DOORS.

THEY OPEN.

AND SOMETIMES CLOSE.

POSSIBLY LOCK TOO.

Also, how DO you gut a fish by starving it to death? >_>
I wasn't being literal, but if you were to do so you'd probably have to somehow get its insides to rupture out. Hmmm...

Damn it, now I need to look up fish anatomy.

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #81 on: December 07, 2011, 04:13:36 pm »

You're replying to yourself  :P

Anyhow, I'm not kidding when I say I want extinction. Are you willing to fight and bleed for your cause? This is a serious question.

No, I was referencing myself, silly. Although it probably would have worked better like this:
I'm willing to make sacrifices for the greater good, are you?
No worries, I'm not creepy, I just have slightly unconventional methods of striving for the greater good. In the long run, I'm only doing what's best for everyone.


Even if they don't know it yet.

Anyway, you of all people should know that I'm willing to do whatever it takes to change humanity for the better.

Wanna know something really interesting? Assuming we are both completely serious and determined about these goals, There may very well come a time when we are faced with the challenge of having to kill eachother.

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #82 on: December 07, 2011, 04:15:59 pm »

You're replying to yourself  :P

Anyhow, I'm not kidding when I say I want extinction. Are you willing to fight and bleed for your cause? This is a serious question.

No, I was referencing myself, silly. Although it probably would have worked better like this:
I'm willing to make sacrifices for the greater good, are you?
No worries, I'm not creepy, I just have slightly unconventional methods of striving for the greater good. In the long run, I'm only doing what's best for everyone.


Even if they don't know it yet.

Anyway, you of all people should know that I'm willing to do whatever it takes to change humanity for the better.

Wanna know something really interesting? Assuming we are both completely serious and determined about these goals, There may very well come a time when we are faced with the challenge of having to kill eachother.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #83 on: December 07, 2011, 04:17:09 pm »

...It will be me?

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2011, 04:28:01 pm »

...It will be me?
Door VS Holocaust VS Empire

WHO WILL WIN?

Door-Related Empire.

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #86 on: December 07, 2011, 04:31:22 pm »

Well, I guess the plans are in place then. I'll see you two on the roof of a massive skyscraper in the middle of a thunderstorm a decade or two from now. Be sure to bring your leather trench coats.

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #87 on: December 07, 2011, 04:32:27 pm »

There will be sunglasses, and we will all talk awkwardly in monotone whilst looking ominously into the apocalyptic distance.

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #88 on: December 07, 2011, 04:35:21 pm »

I'll bring my wool trenchcoat  :P

Wait, how the fuck did we get from the original topic to a Highlander-style world domination contest?

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #89 on: December 07, 2011, 04:45:08 pm »

With the personalities of us three combined and concentrated into a single thread(that we pretty much seem to own now), you should be wondering how we haven't yet started debating the meaning of life while simultaneously discussing just how much garlic it would take to make a crundle tallow roast edible.
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