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[Furtuka]

Furtuka runs around frantically trying to catch all the tupperware before they can hit the floor and open.

After everything is cleaned up he sits down and has a nice meal of calamari

[Kestrel_6]

"Can I have some?"

[Furtuka]

"help yourself. We have like 12 boxes of them."

[Kestrel_6]

Have some Calamari.

"Anyone need weapons? I have plenty..."

[Loud Whispers]

None taken
Plus, I think we have too many not enough weapons... If the local hammerer were to stop us.... WE WOULD BE PREPARED.

[Furtuka]

"Do you have any Jians?"

[mcclay]

Mcclay takes out some shrimp from the fridge. "mmmmmm shrimp."

[rabidgam3r]

"cats can be bats and hunches can be lunches and mumblemumblemumble..." Max mutters as he furiously clicks away on DF. placing one final order for his dorfputer, he leans back in his chair and cackles madly. "FINALLY! my grand scheme to make a dorfputer in DF to play DF on has been completed! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-wha?" the computer start glowing green it grows steadily brighter as Max leans toward the computer in curiousity. suddenly the computer blinks blue, then white, then purple, then turns off suddenly. Max sighs in relief "that was clo-" suddenly, and defying any and all laws, Max blinks out of existence. Max blinks into existence into the Bay12mobiles fridge "what th- ooh, calimari!" Max grabs a tupperware labeled Shoggoth "hmm, must be a different type of calimari" he says as he opens the tupperware. "OH GOD AHH OH GOD ARMOK HELP ME" !The -Shoggoth Horror- throws the -silk sock- at Max, breaking the -Upper left arm-!

[Furtuka]

"...Mcclay you deal with this"

[Kadzar]

"You need to put a lock or something on that Shoggoth container," says Kadzar, briefly glancing up from his whittling some sort of bone into a crossbow bolt.

[Loud Whispers]

Or maybe just don't put it in a tupperware box >_<

[Furtuka]

"Yeah. Why don't you store them in a magic scroll or something instead."

[Loud Whispers]

"Yeah. Why don't you store them in a magic scroll or something instead."

Or a DVD case. Maybe even a fishbowl.

[mcclay]

"Tupperware was the first thing I could find." Mcclay says as he unsummons the Shoggoth,grabs the tupperware and reseals it in it. "Might I suggest I cast a no teleport zone on the fridge."

[Kestrel_6]

"What else do we need to rescue Toady? DAMN! I forgot the damn grenades!"