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[Geen]

YOU DARE HARM THE GREAT ONE'S BROTHERS? PREPARE FOR BURNING, ETERNAL TORMENT, HEATHEN!

[Kestrel_6]

Bump

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

"What else do we need to rescue Toady? DAMN! I forgot the damn grenades!"

Don't worry, I'm sure these -Forgotten Beast Biscuits- will work just as well.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Dinosaurus_Rex stomps into the outer perimeter of the action of the vaguely organised Bay12ers.



He bellows out a mighty

ROAR!!!!!!^*

then fires a dozen or so rounds into the air for good measure.

RAT-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT

^*(translation to anyone well-versed in Dinosaur) So I herd u like midkips my hypno-super-toad-pal in control of these tubes of the internets was in trouble, I am here to offer my Dino assistance.  That means kicking ass and chewing bubblegum.. and I don't have the pussy herbivore teeth required for chewing bubblegum.

[Loud Whispers]

WELL THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE I HAVE OMNIVORE TEETH.

PWNED RAPTOR RAMBO.

*Chews on a brick*

[Dermonster]

And this has officially devolved into madness.

[Furtuka]

"..." Furtuka turns around "Okay, who's been messing with the fabric of reality?" He glares around particularly at Derm and Mcclay

[Loud Whispers]

I told you guys summoning Eldritch monstrosities was a bad idea.

...Didn't I?

[Kestrel_6]

"summoning eldritch monstrosities? Can I borrow that please?"

[Furtuka]

"I think we have enough monstrosities already Kestral"

[Kestrel_6]

"Ever heard of a sword called Shadowrend?"

[Gatleos]

After a few detours, our heroes at last made their way to the town of Silverdale in Washington.

Crater, Silverdale, WA
10:43, 07/08/2016

Gatleos approaches in the mobile home to find a barren crater, all that remains of the Adams abode.

"Uh oh."

[Kestrel_6]

I storm out, AUG in hand

"GO GO GO!"

You all see me tactically clearing everything.

"Come on out guys, area is secure!"

[The Fool]

"It's alright. I've saved Scamps." Fool said proudly as he walked towards the mobile home with a backpack in tow, and Scamps under his arm. "The bastards had the place ready to blow. It has to be the work of the Creepers, a secret subdivision of Notch."

He paused for a second. "You have no idea how much running was involved in getting here from Canada. Now that I'm here in America, anyone have a rifle? I've always wanted to carry one around."

EDIT: "Oh, and some of the Creeper agents may still be around." *Loads rifle.*

[Kestrel_6]

Take a pick from many in there, though I'd suggest a .303 Enfield, if we're fighting Creepers gargleflarg!!"

Suddenly, I metamorphasise into... A FULL CORPORAL

"Hell yeah, feel the pow-ah!"