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[Gatleos]

"But why the explosion? These trolls kidnapped Toady, so it couldn't just be for the lulz. What could they be- oh no."

[Kestrel_6]

"What? What is it?"

Edit: Almalexia's Grace, Do honor to our city!

[The Fool]

"The box! We need to see if it survived!" Fool started running forward to the crater leaving Scamps in the trailer. "To the crater!"

[Kestrel_6]

I pull out an AUG to hand to you

"What box?"

[Loud Whispers]

I hope Toady hasn't stored the source code in Pandora's box again...

[The Fool]

"Could you imagine what a Creeper could do with Pandora's box?" *shutter* "I really hope he didn't put the code into that box."

[Kadzar]

"I'll start designating the dig site. Does anyone have any pick axes or their Mining labor turned on?"

[Loud Whispers]

"I'll start designating the dig site. Does anyone have any pick axes or their Mining labor turned on?"

I do, but I'm on a break.

[Sinpwn]

"Does a harpoon count as a pickaxe?"

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Urist McDwarfFortress cancels dig: too busy eating +Puppy Roast+

[Kestrel_6]

"Maybe some grenades?"

[Furtuka]

While the other started digging Furtuka stared at the house across the street.

"Something seems odd here"

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

While the other started digging Furtuka stared at the house across the street.

"Something seems odd here"

Good point, says Urist (while munching on some ≡Giant Panda Biscuits≡) Shouldn't there be some police, or firemen, or the Counter Terrorism Unit or something here to investigate the huge explosion?

[Furtuka]

"No not that..."

Furtuka walked up to the Sidewalk in front of the house and punched the space in front of him.

The house fell down, the whole lot across the street having actually been covered with a cardboard cutout of a home.

"It's a trap!!!!!"

[The Fool]

"OH MY GOD! How did I not notice this!? I was here the entire time! Damn my poor depth perception!"

Fool dived into the nearest bush, and raised the .303 rifle to his right shoulder.

*whistles Duck Hunt theme*

"Damn, these Creepers are like ninjas."

Just as Fool said this the Creepers started appearing everywhere, mainly from behind the trees.