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[Kestrel_6]

"um, Okay. Anyway, these guys must be showboaters. Otherwise they wouldn't have contacted us. So there is only one place they can be. And that is DwarfCon 2016."

[Gatleos]

"We just came from there, the building exploded! You guys, we need to all get on one pa-"

Gatleos looks down at the GPS screen and sighs.

"Oops, I forgot to set the name for this expedition. I'm busy driving and the autopilot function is busted, could someone else handle it? It's really simple. If we don't set it, the engine will stall in a few minutes."

He presses a button on the GPS, and a new screen flashes onto it.

[Kestrel_6]

"i'll Drive. Then what is the most important place for Bay12ers?"

[mcclay]

"Amazing good fuckass, you made my job a lot harder." Mcclay snarled at Furtrka as he turned to the page withe the healing spell. Chanting unthinkable words he dre a squirrle and dagger out of his robe sleeves. He cut the squirrle, spraying gore od Derm. A greensih light began to fill the Mobile Fort, centering on Derm. Then in a flash of light eberything went green.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka looked down. "I know you healed him, but did you mean to turn him into a squirrel person?"

[Dermonster]

(Ahahahaha no)

Derm glared a bit. "Just because I haven't shaved in a while... arg." he said, rubbing his head. "Wow, uh, third edition? the First has better healing, usually. Thats probably the only volume you have too."

Derm shrugs. "Right, well, that was... about half an hour of sleep? 'night."

[Gatleos]

"Uh, people, the engine is gonna shut off in one minute if someone doesn't deal with the name-o-tron!"

Gatleos points at the GPS screen, still waiting for input.

[Dermonster]

"eh? oh, uh... hit random like three times if you can't find anything. I'd go with Roadchurn."

[Loud Whispers]

Loud Whispers moved to pour some "tea", but noticed he was 3 pages late.

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[Furtuka]

"How about RoadMovers the Salvation of Toads?"

[mcclay]

"Naw man, I got 1 volume from the first edtion, 2 from the second and the rest from the third with meright now, my siutcase ways a ton I'll tell you that. At home I have the compelete second edtion but that motherfucker ways waaaayyyyy to much to bring with me." Mcclay said as he filpped through the blashpemous book.

[Dermonster]

"Meh, I copied all of first and second over onto my laptop. Didn't bother with the third because it's all watered down, and the fourth isn't anything but some stupid magician tricks. Also, I think I have the only copy of the second volume from first edition, as far as I know."

[Loud Whispers]

Focus guys, unless you are going to summon a tracking shoggoth to help find Toady, we are merely procrastinating.

[Furtuka]

"Fine fine" Furtuka  searchs "Where did the trolls take Toady One?" on google

[Loud Whispers]

I feel most obliged...