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[Furtuka]

Furtuka opens the door and tosses a rope out to Ehndras

[Kestrel_6]

"Guys, let me on! I want to find Toady too!" Honk Honk

[Ehndras]

Grabs Kestrel and uses the rope to get into the Mobile Fortress of Doom MAGMA.

[Kestrel_6]

As I Enter, Bring the GUNS.

"I decided it might turn nasty, so I brought my... Insurance Policies..."

3 .303 Lee Enfield MK III rifles.
1 M1911 pistol.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka looked at it

"I have no idea what that is"

[Kestrel_6]

I Pick one up.

"Bolt action, .303 Cailber, Rifle. Used by the ANZACS in WWI and WWII. (Work action) Very dangerous."

[Furtuka]

"...okay then" Furtuka turned around "Has anyone set up a beacon or something so the other Bay12ers can track us?"

[Gatleos]

Gatleos turns around in his seat.

"We're a mobile fortress now, the migrants will find us. But just in case..."

Gatleos pushes a large, red button on the tricked-out mobile home's cockpit-like control panel. A large pole extends from the roof of the moving fortress, and a banner bearing the insignia of Dwarf Fortress unfurls and begins flapping in the wind! He then mashes play on an extremely expensive jambox and everybody puts their weight on it turns on the radio and makes a hard left onto highway 5.

"Next stop, Washington!"

[Furtuka]

Furtuka went and set up a lawnchair on the roof.

[Sinpwn]

As the vehicle mobile fortress speeds down the highway, an unmarked van covered in sheet metal pulls up alongside it. A window rolls down and the muzzle of a harpoon gun is seen as said harpoon embeds itself into the side of the fortress. a voice is heard through a megaphone.

"Surrender the Toady One and no one gets hurt!"

[Furtuka]

Furtuka looked down. "Silly BayWatcher we're the rescue party trying to save Toady, not the kidnappers"

[Sinpwn]

"Your fee- Wait, really? Ah crap, This is the fifth time this happened. I'm almost out of gas, do you guys mind if I join you?"

[Dermonster]

Derm snorted and turned over in his bed, harpoon five inches above his chest.

[Furtuka]

"Awesome! Maybe if we get enough people we can upgrade all their vehicles and make a fortress caravan!"

[mcclay]

Mcclay bursts out of the showr in black robes andcarrying a book. He shows it to the assembled Bay 12ers. "Thought I might bring some light reading." He smirks as his hands show the cover of the book: The Nercormoncion.