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[Dermonster]

Derm rolled over again, cutting a sheet on the still definitely there harpoon, mumbling something about 'volume five' and 'horrors'.

[Gatleos]

Gatleos reached down to the console and pulled out a radio, speaking through the megaphones attached to the roof of the Mobile Fortress.

"Hey, watch the siding! Pull over to the back of the mobile home, I'm opening the hangar gate!"

He pushed yet another button on the control panel, causing a ramp to lower on the back of the Mobile Fortress and allow access to the Mini Garage, Knight Rider style!

[Mullet Master]

Fredrick tries to calm down the chaos around him. He holds up his hands , palms facing forward
"Now wait a minute! "

"I am a professor at the Mountainhomes University! A toad is an amphibious creature, so if we are to find one, we must go to the Southern Swamps!"

[Dermonster]

Derm suddenly attempted to shoot straight up in bed, clanged his head straight on the wooden panel above him, and simultaneously gashed his arm on the lethal instrument of whale hunting sticking through the wall.

Something resembling the words 'Three days!' may have been indistinctly gurgled before he fell unconscious again, but you can't be sure.

[Kestrel_6]

"No, They are obviously showboaters. So they'll be at Washington!"

[mcclay]

"Today as in the forum adim and creator of DF." Mcclay replies. Mcclay sighed a sigh fell and terribble "Cuthulu Ftaghan  swear some of you can be so dense."

[Sinpwn]

"Ok, cool."
The harpoon disconnects as the van pulls back and accelerates into the mini garage.
A sliding door opens to reveal a shirtless man sporting a horned plastic hat and a large beard, with a harpoon gun in each arm. He immediately begins mounting the guns to opposite windows of the fortress.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka stuck an Ent mask to Derm's face and tied tree branches and a yarn beard to him.

[mcclay]

Mcclay sighs at the 12'ers overlooking Derm's bleeding arm. "Don't ya worry bud I got ya." Mcclay walks over to Derm while flipping throught the Necromonciom "Where did I put that damn dog earon the healing chapter?"

[Dermonster]

Derm mumbled something akin to 'puug fohuthee' from the depths of unconscious reflex.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka dug some smelling salts out from under a chair and held them under Derm's nose.

[Kestrel_6]

"Wait, I know Specifically where they are..."

[Dermonster]

Derms eyes shot open and he sat up abruptly, which consequently had his head slam once again into the extremely low wooden ceiling and the harpoon that is still lodged there that made up the alcove and or slot in the wall his bed was situated in, and fell right back down, bleeding from another gash to the chest and a head scrape.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka pulled the harpoon out of the wall and stuck the salts in Derm's nostrils and taped a pillow to the ceiling just in case

[Dermonster]

The salts blocking airflow to his nose, Derm starts breathing through his mouth, rendering the salts useless.

Derm jams ramrod straight into the pillow, blinks once, and starts screaming like a madman, holding his profusely bleeding chest and arm.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


(Sleeeeeep)