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[Armok]

> fake falling backwards and going unconcius like a normal human, conveniently falling so your badge is clearly visible. Try to get them in trouble for unprovoked attacking and nearly an Agent who were even unarmed.

[GlyphGryph]

Agree with the above. And then ask the master of the party if we can't have our revenge.

Remember, we are in someone else's house right now, we don't want to create a scene.

[Elvisdogs]

Agree with the above. And then ask the master of the party if we can't have our revenge.

Remember, we are in someone else's house right now, we don't want to create a scene.

Very right, we dont need to get killed by our own boss for starting fights

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Suppressing the two souls inside you crying out for Alfonzo's blood you fall bakcwards pretending to be injured, managing to discretely pull your badge of malemoot out. One of the more sharp eyed AOM's in the hall spots it and alerts the other Agents They immediately ready weapons when a powerful voice Rings out
"NO! Do not interfere. This is a... A family matter, haha." The Agents sheathe their weapon and quickly clear a space for the immpending fight. Looks like you're on your own. Unless Dothki Helps out.
Varol-Zarg seems to have found something more amusing then his book.

Spoiler: map (click to show/hide)

if anything on the map isn't clear let me know.

[GlyphGryph]

Well, then, looks like we've been some permission to have some fun. Mwahaha.

Move fast, move quickly - hopefully, he thinks we're down and out. Strike quickly, hitting him with a poison strike. Enough to render him helpless, but hopefully not enough to kill him... at least not quickly. Then Rope trick to bind him (not really sure what it is), or just pin him and repeatedly smash our forehead into his face if he tries to cast any sort of spell.

[Armok]

No, keep lying down feigning unconsciousness. As stated, being hacked to bits is but an inconvenience. Let them just make fools of themselves, what we're going to do to them is much, much worse than any kind of physical death or pain: utter humiliation.

[EveryZig]

No, keep lying down feigning unconsciousness. As stated, being hacked to bits is but an inconvenience. Let them just make fools of themselves, what we're going to do to them is much, much worse than any kind of physical death or pain: utter humiliation.

We should try this until he does something, but if he starts seeming like he would be a threat we should jump at him.
I think instead of beating him we should jump at him and grab his arms. We should avoid actually damaging them, but we should make it clear we could pull his arms off.

Where is Dothki in all of this? With the dark blue dots?

[Elvisdogs]

Get up, casually grab Alfonzo, and proceed to separate his lower and upper bodies.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You feign injury hoping to humiliate Alfonzo by letting him hack you to bits and showing how ineffective such a tactic is against a flesh golem.
He responds By dropping another fireball on you. You have lost 20 PP. You have 90 PP left.
Realising Alfonzo is less inclined to cutting you into bits and more inclined towards Burning you to ash, You Leap up and try to rip Alfonzo A new breathing hole. And slam ito a transparent wall of force. You are momentarily stunned, until A small stone fist rockets into your side Knocking you back. Crap it's Priscilla and her stone golem arms. She looks Pissed. And worse yet, It looks like Alfonzo is preparing a Powerful spell. Something that could reduce you to a smudge on the floor if you don't stop him. It'll be murder on the dance floor, and he's gonna burn this godamn house right down.

Spoiler: map (click to show/hide)

Stats

Spoiler: Elena (click to show/hide)

Loyalty %: 70
Souls: 13
Soul storage capabilty: 15
Power:90
Necromancers bond +15~30 power per turn.
You feeling a little clumsy.
Your mind is erratic.
Your flesh is burnt
Inventory

• 74 gold pieces
• MaleMoot State badge
• 2 Long steel daggers
• You are wearing a burnt rags
• 4 unpoisoned darts
• you are wearing A set of singed custom Ladies boots, Optimized for kicking and stealth
• 6 deadly poison darts
• A strong coil of rope
• 6 paralytic darts

Skills

• Paralysing strike
• Deadly Poison strike
• Concealable arms
• Super Flexibility
• Charm person, (50)
• Superb hearing,
• Unparalleled Balance.
• Adorable Kittehness.
• Normal Voice
• Rope Trick
• Freaky goddamn hand eyes.
• Belly of the [snake]

Spells

• Unliving Domination

Spoiler: Dothki Nathul (click to show/hide)

Necromancers bond
weary

inventory

• Wearing pale blue robes
• MaleMoot State badge
• Necromancer papers & License
• 98 gold
• Tome of Flesh crafting
• Basic spell book
• staff

[li]Handy Haversack[/li][/list]
SKILLS

• Limb overhaul[/sub]
• Bone augmentation
• miscellaneous replacement[/sub]

[li]Soul augmentation[/li]
[li]Magicked senses[/li]
[li] Improved vocals[/li]
[li]Magical Item implant[/li][/list]

Spoiler: MISC (click to show/hide)

The Brugean Guards are looking for you.
The citizens fear and respect you
The Grunheime thieves Are looking for you.
You are an Agent of Malemoot
You are in a fight.

[GlyphGryph]

Yell "You bitch! I save your life, and this is how you repay me?"

Throw two poisoned darts at her, and then eat her. He won't dare risk destroying her... hopefully.

[Armok]

> Hold your badge high, and confidently tell them they are under arrest, are to cease hostilities immediately. They are attacking an Agent over a private quarrel, right in front of a whole bunch of other agents and Varol-Zarg himself. You need to frame it as a by-the-books political issue, an attack on Malemoot, not you. No ripped of arms, no swearing, no acknowledging any pre-existing conflict or relation as in any way relevant.

[Kitten Snot]

I suggest grabbing the little halfgolum and using her as a shield against the spell he's preparing.
And rip her arms off using your second pair of arms. If it's too hard to pull the arms off crush the shoulders to a paste.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You strike Priscilla with your Paralytic Sting and cram her in your mouth. The watching nobles,Are Shocked, The AOM's appluad politely as you swallow her.
Alfonzo is so surprised he stops his casting and drops his shield for a moment before hasitly bringing it back up. He considers What spell he could use which will kill the abomination made from his dear sister without killing his surviving sister.
While He does this Dothki throws a lightning bolt into his backm from the crowd of nobles, Hitting Alfonzo in the leg.
Alfonzo Gasps and falls to the ground, writhing in pain, Dropping his shield. He is at your mercy

Spoiler: MAP (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

> Hold your badge high, and confidently tell them they are under arrest, are to cease hostilities immediately. They are attacking an Agent over a private quarrel, right in front of a whole bunch of other agents and Varol-Zarg himself. You need to frame it as a by-the-books political issue, an attack on Malemoot, not you. No ripped of arms, no swearing, no acknowledging any pre-existing conflict or relation as in any way relevant.

Five problems with that. One there is no book. Two Varol-Zarg just publicly sanctioned this fight. Three Dothki already told Zarg about where he got the body parts from so he Knows this is a personal attack. Four This is a benevolent dictatorship, run by a might makes right policy. And five Both Alfonzo and Priscilla are here on a diplomatic mission, and as such have diplomatic Immunity, so you can't arrest them.

Addiontally You should probably prove to the rest of the AOM's you're not a weakling pushover.

I suggest grabbing the little halfgolum and using her as a shield against the spell he's preparing.
And rip her arms off using youre second pair of arms. If it's to hard to pull the arms off crush the shoulders to a paste.

Too late sorry, already wrote up the turn.

[GlyphGryph]

Huh. so Dothhki actually proves useful for something! Interesting.

Anyways, knock him to the ground, dagger through each hand, pinning him to the floor. Sit on his chest, look him in the eyes, and asks if he is aware that we are the ones who saved his sisters life, and this is quite the way to repay the favour. But if he is so ungrateful for our generosity, well, we suppose we can take her away and deal with her properly this time, right? Is that what he wants?

Depending on his answer, I've got a few potential ways it could go.

[Armok]

Oh, in that case:

> Jump into the air and land behind him. Make the arc as high as you can to get over any barriers. Then rip his arms of and beat him to death with them.