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Text and images. Old school is better.

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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Ieb]

Eh, no biggie. I just felt like being an obnoxious bastard who wants to hear praise.

[Teneb]

I hope the next overseer goes and turn this fort into a maze like it's predecessors. What Eric said about the architecture is  true, it's too... normal.

[Gizogin]

I hope the next overseer goes and turn this fort into a maze like it's predecessors. What Eric said about the architecture is  true, it's too... normal.

If Mormota doesn't, I'll do my best to eldritch-ify the crap out of the architecture.

[Vgray]

With the help of Armok's chosen. Who also happens to be good with rocks.

[Darvi]

I hope the next overseer goes and turn this fort into a maze like it's predecessors. What Eric said about the architecture is  true, it's too... normal.

If Mormota doesn't, I'll do my best to eldritch-ify the crap out of the architecture.

I suggest a 3D above-ground labyrinth for an entrance. One with random magma pits and boulder traps.

[Gizogin]

Has Mormota been notified of the change in leadership?

EDIT:  Just to clarify, no one will object if I use my turn to turn the fortress into an unnavigable mess of tunnels, magma, and death?  I'm thinking Death Waltz in fortress form.

[Teneb]

EDIT:  Just to clarify, no one will object if I use my turn to turn the fortress into an unnavigable mess of tunnels, magma, and death?

I belive people would object if you didn't

[Darvi]

I'm thinking Death Waltz in fortress form.

If you do that, make every corridor a danger room. People who can't dodge shit can't be tolerated.

Oh wait. Shit.

[Gizogin]

I'm thinking Death Waltz in fortress form.

If you do that, make every corridor a danger room. People who can't dodge shit can't be tolerated.

Oh wait. Shit.

Every floor tile will be an upright spear/spike.  Behind every door will lie an equal chance of magma or wherever it is you wanted to go.  There will be a master control room filled with tens of identical levers, most of which will do nothing but destroy integral parts of the fortress.  I will make this a fortress to be proud of once again!

[Darvi]

Yes. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES.

Darvinism at its finest.

[Gizogin]

I'm thinking Death Waltz in fortress form.

Okay, so that's not actually the Death Waltz.  That's "U.N. Owen Was Her."  The real Death Waltz looks like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That's arguably even more dorfy.

[Darvi]

Okay, so that's not actually the Death Waltz.  That's "U.N. Owen Was Her."

No difference.

Well, barely a difference.

Which is kinda a huge difference, but close enough for me.

[Gizogin]

John Stump's "Death Waltz" is nigh unplayable as written, and would sound awful.  The "Death Waltz" (actually "U.N. Owen Was Her") in the video I linked is a legitimate piece of music, albeit a very complicated one that would require no fewer than three people to play.

Mormota, rescue us from derailment with something relevant to the state of the fortress!

[Darvi]

Let me end the derail with this piano arrange of Suwa Foughten Field.

[Archereon]

I don't know about the "turn hellcannon into an unnavigable mess" thing. Intentional sabotage isn't fun, unless its so audacious or awesome that you can't help but laugh. (like fail lever)