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Text and images. Old school is better.

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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Eric Blank]

I think the mayor position is actually replaceable. At least I can, and don't remember ever editing the mayor's raw entry. Try it. Or lock my dorf away and make sure someone else has no labors enabled and spends all his/her life partying and making friends until I'm voted out!

[Mego]

-Told the dwarves to make crutches, splints and buckets, but rather than managing work orders Mego made himself dinner.

Damnit I'm hungry.

I think the mayor position is actually replaceable. At least I can, and don't remember ever editing the mayor's raw entry. Try it. Or lock my dorf away and make sure someone else has no labors enabled and spends all his/her life partying and making friends until I'm voted out!

And so the GOP was born.

[EmeraldWind]

Mayor is replaceable. Show those dwarves how useful democracy is...

[Darvi]

Nah. Why would I want to? One mayor or another, doesn't really make a diff.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

IT doesnt matter if you have a mayor or a duke, the fort will still descend into chaos and will still end with a screaming dwarf holding up the head of the last sane dwarf on a pile of dead babies in the middle of a magma chamber while FBs rage outside.

[ThatAussieGuy]

IT doesnt matter if you have a mayor or a duke, the fort will still descend into chaos and will still end with a screaming dwarf holding up the head of the last sane dwarf on a pile of dead babies in the middle of a magma chamber while FBs rage outside.

Oh dear god, no-one listen to him! HE'S AN ELF-COLLABORATOR!  If we do anything he says, the fortress will end up a peaceful, pleasant place with dwarves living in harmony and happiness. On the Armok-forsaken surface!

[Eric Blank]

It could also end with a mayor that repeatedly mandates things to remind you about our shortage of X, where X is something that overseers routinely forget to make which are still pretty nice, like dining tables. My mayor mandates shields. I always forget to manufacture more masterwork copper shields to clobber goblins with! What are my dorf's preferences anyway?

[Darvi]

Fun fact: most of the dorfs spend their time on the surface anyway. I guess that elven caravan had quite a few socks with them.

It could also end with a mayor that repeatedly mandates things to remind you about our shortage of X, where X is something that overseers routinely forget to make which are still pretty nice, like dining tables. My mayor mandates shields. I always forget to manufacture more masterwork copper shields to clobber goblins with! What are my dorf's preferences anyway?

He likes native copper, bismuth, onyx, highwood wood, crystal glass, giant eagle leather, crossbows, hatch covers, scepters, catapult parts and deer for their grace.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

-silences ThatAussieGuy-

Anyone else want to doubt my experience?

[Teneb]

He likes deer for their grace.

ELF

[ThatAussieGuy]

Fun fact: most of the dorfs spend their time on the surface anyway. I guess that elven caravan had quite a few socks with them.

It could also end with a mayor that repeatedly mandates things to remind you about our shortage of X, where X is something that overseers routinely forget to make which are still pretty nice, like dining tables. My mayor mandates shields. I always forget to manufacture more masterwork copper shields to clobber goblins with! What are my dorf's preferences anyway?

He likes native copper, bismuth, onyx, highwood wood, crystal glass, giant eagle leather, crossbows, hatch covers, scepters, catapult parts and deer for their grace.

For some reason I'm picturing a dwarf with a crossbow in hand, sitting at the controls to a loaded catapult and thinking how lovely the nearby frolicking deer look.... Right before he fires both crossbow and catapult at the nearest one.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

He's an elf? KILLL!!!


Darn you ninjas.

[Darvi]

I forgot to mention that he also likes magma and levers.

But that's kind of a given. Noble and all that.

[ThatAussieGuy]

He's an elf? KILLL!!!


Darn you ninjas.

See?  He's giving them fair warning that the dwarves are after them!  A real dwarf would have released the magma already and be done with it!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Ah but I am neither a dwarf nor an elf.

I am a horrible monstrosity, given form by Armok to destroy both kindreds if they insult the Blood God.