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Text and images. Old school is better.

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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Mego]

Updates, Darvi? Don't make me accidentally the hellcannon.

[Teneb]

I'm done.

Grand total:
778 pages
132.354 word
607.172 symbols (letter and such, spaces not counted, for lack a better word)
17.296 lines
file size: 95MB

whew.

Now someone go and find a way to place this monster on the internets.

[Mego]

Dropbox.

[Darvi]

Updates, Darvi? Don't make me accidentally the hellcannon.

First I'll have to update me other fort. Can take a while because I suck at drawing.

[Eric Blank]

On the 13th year of Hellcannon the dorfs did cry out with glee;

"Their heads will roll!"

and so goblin-skull socker was born. The greenskins be cursed with their perfectly round craniums.

[Mego]

*threatens Darvi with large inflatable mallet*

[Darvi]

Chill, man. I updated the other fort yesterday so if I'm lucky I'll have some time to play today.

[ThatAussieGuy]

*threatens Darvi with large inflatable mallet*

You should try being nice rather than wrathful.  Offer Darvi a pig-tail sock instead of a mallet.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

That'd be worse. Dwarves would crush Darvi in the rush for the sock.

Give him a granite mug.

[Darvi]

Give me enough magma and a place to stand on without burning myself, and I will burn the world!

Yes, greek philosophers were the first dwarves.

[Darvi]

BLARGH GAME CRASHED.

Alright, take two.

[Darvi]

And now I lost the text document I wrote all of my stuff in. Fantuckingfastic. Today is made of fail.

I don't want to rewrite everything, so here's a general overview of what happened:

-Migrants
-Skeletal muskoxen
-Humans
-Andreus being pissed but calming down after seeing one of Hellcannon's magnificent coffins. Seriously, coffins and slabs is what those guys are really good at.
-Told the dwarves to make crutches, splints and buckets, but rather than managing work orders Mego made himself dinner.
-Relocated Conchobar and Eric into new rooms because pissy nobles (well, Conchobar didn't really get relocated because he's in hospital, but you get the gist)
-The Doctor claiming the mechanics workshop

[Strategia]

-The Doctor claiming the mechanics workshop

The Doctor has created a legendary artifact! Lórnóm, "The Tool of the Gods", an adamantine sonic screwdriver!

[Eric Blank]

Wait, why is my dwarf a noble? Head Stoneworker isn't an officially recognized noble position. Were there no other suitable candidates for whatever noble position I'm in?

[Darvi]

Apparently not. Unfortunately you're also a mayor, so no replacing you either.

Unless...