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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #960 on: December 16, 2011, 03:32:23 pm »

Considering Failcannon, it'll probably difficult to distinguish the surprises from stuff that has merely been placed awkwardly.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #961 on: December 16, 2011, 03:33:20 pm »

When I said secrets I meant something only a person with a brain could find, BUT WHO NEEDS DEM IN ANYMORE, EH?!
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Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #962 on: December 16, 2011, 04:11:04 pm »

When I said secrets I meant something only a person with a brain could find, BUT WHO NEEDS DEM IN ANYMORE, EH?!

I love how you used redneck+Canadian to illustrate brainlessness.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #963 on: December 16, 2011, 04:14:14 pm »

Don't worry kisame, it only applies to redneck Canadians, blacksmiths are safe.
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Groveller

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #964 on: December 16, 2011, 04:26:36 pm »

No I didn't :V

Wait, what? My memory for screen names is... hit and miss, at best. If you feel I've judged you unfairly**, my apologies! I've been reading so long, one psychotic *DFSR* looks much like another! Some people didn't read it but pulled it off. Others clearly didn't read it AND decided they could ad to the plot. I don't want to get specifics, 'cos I don't wanna ruin anyone's fun, though I realise it may be too late*...

Anyway, that all said, stick me up for a turn! My life looks to be DF friendly for the foreseeable future.

*Also I'm currently partying at a statue, so... y'know... pass the plump helmet wine, please.
**If it WAS you though, you should take a long hard look at yourself in your elf-bone-mirror.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #965 on: December 16, 2011, 05:28:15 pm »

Blargh. I'll add you later.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #966 on: December 16, 2011, 06:25:07 pm »

So is the Fortress officially sentient, or was that retconned?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #967 on: December 16, 2011, 06:34:17 pm »

It got sentient, but we had a spare clone.
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Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #968 on: December 16, 2011, 06:40:08 pm »

So is the Fortress officially sentient, or was that retconned?

Both.

It will start to make sense in my next journal entry.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #969 on: December 16, 2011, 11:02:29 pm »

Catalyst, disembodied psychic presence, again

Drat.  Apparently the trauma of sudden sentience was a bit too much for Hellcannon, and the poor thing committed suicide by critical existence failure. 

Oh well.  Time to do it all over again.
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Reudh

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #970 on: December 16, 2011, 11:06:51 pm »

Lord Reudh, former madwoman:

...And with that my sanity has returned. What is this? I feel clearer, cleaner, more vibrant than I have felt in decades! I'm still dead, but whatever caused my insanity has gone. Was it this 'Nemesis' i hear the other souls mentioning? Was it Stuzang being Toadinated? Was it Hellcannon's abominable soul self-destructing?

Either way, I only hope I am reincarnated soon. This lucidity has not been with me for many years.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #971 on: December 17, 2011, 12:29:54 am »

Make sense? MAKE SENSE?! Clearly you are insane. The fortress didn't become sentient; The inhabitants' will to survive drove them insane and they frantically clung to life until the gods told them to shut up and grow a beard.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #972 on: December 17, 2011, 01:02:10 am »

Make sense? MAKE SENSE?! Clearly you are insane. The fortress didn't become sentient; The inhabitants' will to survive drove them insane and they frantically clung to life until the gods told them to shut up and grow a beard.

Sense is for filthy Humans.  Dwarves live in a world of madness and overly-complicated machines that kill indiscriminately

The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #973 on: December 17, 2011, 01:10:40 am »

LOOK AT THE DARN SAVE ALREADY! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR REACTIONS!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #974 on: December 17, 2011, 01:39:31 am »

I really dont see much. it looks kinda normal...


OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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