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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 836544 times)

MagmaMcFry

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #720 on: December 07, 2011, 03:42:29 pm »
...yay?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #721 on: December 07, 2011, 04:12:29 pm »
Quote from: Ieb on December 07, 2011, 02:31:22 pm
By that point, I'm sure someone has written how a dwarf became a manifestation of all chaos and creation, sending the world into a dimension not-so-different-than-their-own through a hole torn into reality upon their ascension to a higher level of existence, tearing the universe asunder during the chaotic first moments of their existence as a new god.
I figured that was how FailCannon was going to end, but then it fell before .26 was done.
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Quote from: Deathsword on August 23, 2012, 07:59:07 pm
The miasma caused Sethrist to go miserable and throw a tantrum. During the tantrum he mauled a dog to near-death and that caused his mood to go all the way up to content. Apparently, beating the crap out of dogs is the best way to achieve happiness.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #722 on: December 07, 2011, 04:43:00 pm »
Holy shit, what's happening to this thread?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #723 on: December 07, 2011, 04:44:10 pm »
Quote from: MagmaMcFry on December 07, 2011, 04:43:00 pm
Holy shit, what's happening to this thread?

A dire lack of updates.
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What if “slammed in the ass by dead philosophers” is actually the thing which will progress our culture to the next step?

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #724 on: December 07, 2011, 04:54:23 pm »
Hello everyone, some guys over in general discussion asked me to copy this idea over to Hellcannon...


"Considering the next update is going to have zombies that will recruit those they kill into the horde of the undead, I'm gonna drop all my goblin prisoners into a pit with a zombie, then release the horde once there's like 2000 zombies or something" - one guy

- That would be a great idea for the next failcannon fort...

 Failever II: Pull to release the zombie horde into the living area of the fortress. For extra dwarfiness, put the lever in the horrifically oppressed and miserable sweatshop worker quarters.
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Quote from: Azrayel on July 10, 2014, 09:13:11 pm
I want to tell you they were bad men, cephalo.  I want to tell you that with a better overseer the Fortress never would've gotten so bad someone would get offed in a pointless fisticuffs.
But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #725 on: December 07, 2011, 05:18:45 pm »
Nice. Hmm, can zombies stay members of their civilization? Undead Queen Led may be possible after all...
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #726 on: December 07, 2011, 07:03:06 pm »
Quote from: rridgway on December 07, 2011, 05:18:45 pm
Nice. Hmm, can zombies stay members of their civilization? Undead Queen Led may be possible after all...

UNACCEPTABLE. BURN THE QUEEN!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #727 on: December 07, 2011, 07:44:29 pm »
I was thinking more along lines of kicking her down a candy spire in a 300 fashion, but that works too.
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Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #728 on: December 07, 2011, 07:54:19 pm »
See, this is why we can't have any nice things in these forts. Somebody always has to blaspheme against the queen.



Next time, shoot first, then snark.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #729 on: December 07, 2011, 07:56:28 pm »
I'm not going to be able to continue. I kind of ... Lost the SD card with my data on it. I'm not going to be able to retrieve it until a month from now. Youre going to have to skip me.
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Quote from: Eric Blank on November 14, 2011, 09:17:59 pm
I probably won't be the 13th player with the Curse of Failcannon likely hanging in the air like a particularly pungent dog fart

Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #730 on: December 07, 2011, 08:14:27 pm »
That means it's...

*checks the turn list*

OH GOD NO
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #731 on: December 07, 2011, 08:16:14 pm »
Welp. Could be worse. Like, the next two guys on the list.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #732 on: December 07, 2011, 08:49:57 pm »
SEND IN THE CLOWNS! oh and MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAIMANELFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Last Edit: December 07, 2011, 09:34:15 pm by The Master »
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #733 on: December 07, 2011, 09:35:22 pm »
Quote from: The Master on December 07, 2011, 08:49:57 pm
SEND IN THE CLOWNS! oh and MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAIMANELFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fun is going to ensue.
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Quote from: Strategia on November 15, 2011, 07:57:20 am
Quote from: Darvi on November 15, 2011, 03:00:44 am
Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
I think that sentence describes all of Failcannon.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #734 on: December 07, 2011, 09:42:27 pm »
Quote from: The Master on December 07, 2011, 08:49:57 pm
SEND IN THE CLOWNS! oh and MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAIMANELFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh dear... there's going to be wood splinters and wild animals everywhere...
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