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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Mego]

Diary of Mego, (Former) Chaos Crafter

I see them. I don't know how they could be all the way out here. We are several thousand kilometers south of the target location. Nonetheless, they are here. I must go investigate.

FUCKING SKELK! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! I NEED TO SEE THEM! I NEED TO REACH THROUGH-

(the rest of the page is covered in blood)



I'm gonna need a redorfing soon, so I can continue the story.

[Strategia]

Merchants came, refused a deal with 200 dorfbucks gain and decided to leave. So I un-built the depot and stole their stuff. We need that booze and metal! (especially since I have yet to find a vein)

"No, no, you don't understand, I need way more than 200 Urist profit just to pay death benefits to the families of the guards that died on the way here! .....are those construction sounds I'm hearing?"
"Not at all, don't worry, no need to turn around. Death benefits you say? How about I just order some slabs carved in their memory would that be acceptable?"
"What, no, what would that..... That's a chisel! I know that sound, my father was a stone carver! You're tearing down the depot aren't you?"
"Now now, let's not jump to conclusions here. I'm sorry that you feel that way. I guess we'll just take our goods back down, you guys can find your way back out, right?"
"Oh my gods, you've torn down the trade depot! But that means, under dwarven law, all my goods..... oh Armok, the trademaster is going to kill me."
"I don't think you have to worry about that. The skeletal muskoxen will probably take care of that. Oh, and thanks for the metal and booze! I'll down one in your name tonight!"

[Mego]

Hey, Deathsword, can you get me a list of all the claimed dorfs, so I can mark them off the list?

[rridgway]

Okay, I think I'll try a turn, assuming we survive that long.

Also, dorf me when possible, a bonecrafter or a weaponsmith, if you can. Thanks.

Lets do this!

[SirAaronIII]

The above trade conversation: dwarven trolling at some of its finest.

[Dariush]

Btw, I'd like my custom profession to be...

The Great.

[Teneb]

All claimed dwarfs have been refered to in my updates. Dead ones too. I only name the migrants that manage to get in.

[peskyninja]

"If you cross that line with at least 2 remaining limbs attached to your body you will be named ok?"
"Ah! And the limb must be yours."

[LordSlowpoke]

Btw, I'd like my custom profession to be...

The Great.

I believe I already know where you're going with this. And I wish you luck in advance.

[Mego]

Sorry, Deathsword, I was extremely tired when I posted that request, and thought you hadn't for some reason. My bad!

[Ledi]

Mego, just a quick note: Ledi, not Led on the dorfing list. I'm a crazy cat lady, not a crazy fetus lady afterall. :p

...And I think I was up to Ledi V or so in the old fort. Wouldn't mind keeping that going. Eternal crazy cat lady! XD

[Mego]

Fixed, thanks for the correction!

[kisame12794]

Could I have a dorf? A blacksmith named Thor.

[Teneb]

Will finish winter still today.

[Teneb]

Firsts things first: here is the save



No migrants came in winter, Anderz died to a skeletal giant bat and Grath lost a foot to it. Managed to haul all bodies in, and, since there are no over-ground hoofed undead right now, ordered dwarfs to haul clothes and equipment in ASAP. Sell that crap to the merchants. Keep making bone crafts and mechanisms and hunt for metals. I suggest making a little fortification on top of our entrance, and place some marksdwarves there. Masons should finish the tomb soon, just place an extra coffin there for Anderz (un-forbid his corpse, by the way) and, if they cancel it due to undead attack, un-suspend it. Looks like we're stuck to soil layer for now.