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Text and images. Old school is better.

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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[ThatAussieGuy]

Added, and modified the dorfing list a bit. Since I will be crafting a storyline for this fort, there are some dorfs that need to be continually redorfed at the first opportunity. So far, it's Andreus (of course), ThatAussieDwarf, and myself, but the list is subject to change.

The storyline probably will not be massive. I'm just shooting for an epic explanation of why Hellcannon is Battlefailed 3.

Bwahahah.  My dwarf doesn't die, he just fakes his death and opens his Junior Spymaster Costume Kit.  Complete with beard dyes in THREE colours, horsehair beard extensions, and a magma-powered beard curler for when he has to hide as a female dwarf

[Urist Imiknorris]

Does the (unspoiledundwarven) Ocean of Slime extend under Hellcannon?

Not yet, but who knows.

[Ledi]

Could you add me to the perpetually dwarfed by request, please? Because all forts need an eternal Crazy Cat Lady.

(It was like that last fort, there's just a bit of a wait between deaths sometimes if no cat lovers migrate)

[Mego]

Done, I forgot your perpetuation.

[ansontan2000]

Damn... Dead already. Request to be redorfed, under the name Anzos. Same personality, same job. Say he's Anderz's twin brother.

[Mego]

Added. If only I could give someone else the ability to edit the dorfing and turn lists. Then, I could...

DE-LE-GATE! DE-LE-GATE!

[Gizogin]

Gizogin, somehow, I missed you on the perpetual redorfing list. Also, the save is in the first post, if you want to crack it open.

Okay, I did that.  Looking at the thoughts/preferences screen, I have some very minor issues:
You dwarfed me as a GIRL!?!
I am not "very short and fat" (quite the opposite, in fact), my eyes are not "ochre" (though I honestly couldn't tell you what color they really are, because they vary from blue-green to hazel to grey depending on the lighting; I like to think of them as iridescent [actually, I just checked, and it seems ochre is close to hazel.  My bad]), and my head is certainly not "very short" and "extremely narrow" (fear my Dib-like head!).
Also, you dwarfed me as a GIRL?!?  Out of all the genders, why the only one without the ability to display my epic beard?

EDIT: Oh, I forgot to mention that all the mental stuff is actually perfect.  Disorganized, often doing the first thing that comes to mind, untrusting, even down to talking in a monotone when bored.

[Mego]

I wasn't the one who dorfed you. Take your issue up with Deathsword.

[Gizogin]

I wasn't the one who dorfed you. Take your issue up with Deathsword.

Noted.

[Ieb]

Hey now, female dwarves take great care of their epic beards!
Take your dorf and see how your avatar would fare in a world which likes to rain death and destruction upon all who walk upon it, and most likely despair because that awesome beard probably will be lit fire sooner than later.

[CatalystParadox]

Added, and modified the dorfing list a bit. Since I will be crafting a storyline for this fort, there are some dorfs that need to be continually redorfed at the first opportunity. So far, it's Andreus (of course), ThatAussieDwarf, and myself, but the list is subject to change.

The storyline probably will not be massive. I'm just shooting for an epic explanation of why Hellcannon is Battlefailed 3.

I see Catalyst is not yet on the continual re-dorfing list... no matter.  I will... persuade you of the necessity.

*Reaches out to the minds of the dwarves in the dining hall, inducing in them a mental tic leading them all to unconsciously carve "C" in the table repeatedly."

[gamewizardinnc]

What are they carving the C with? Their beards?

[Karakzon]

What they carving the C with? Their beards?

dont you know? its how they engrave and smooth the walls and floors.

[Teneb]

Living migrants are rather scarce at Hellcannon, so I dorfed people as whatever dwarfs that made past the skoxes and skelks.

[Mego]

They engrave with their TEETH.