Militia it is. You head to the town square and find the barracks which is luckily very proximate. The old building is clearly in terrible condition. You hear the solid THWAK of wooden training swords coming from inside. You step to the door and knock. An older gentleman greets you.
"You're late for the recruitment session. It's already started. If you want, I can sign you up for the next one, two weeks from now," he says.
Two weeks is an awfully long time to wait. You really wanted a llama sooner rather than later.
"Sir, let me tell you, I was really looking forward to joining soon, because, um..."
You struggle to whip up a convincing lie. You weren't ever really that good with people.
"...because what? Out with it, child!" he shouts, visibly annoyed.
"I'm Nago Krobag, strangler of giants, kicker of arses! I would be an absolute ASSET to your militia!" you say. You don't know where the idea came from, but it's the only thing you could think of.
The gentleman mutters something and rolls his eyes. As he goes to shut the door in your face, you deliver the best threatening glare you can muster. He sighs.
"Alright, how's this: if you can beat the winner of the recruitment session tournament in sparring match, I'll let you join us."
The proposition he puts forth is intriguing, but you really don't know the first thing about fighting. ...though perhaps for the llamas, you feel like you should give it a shot.
"Challenge accepted!" you declare.
He takes you in to the barracks and toward the training ring. There, you see two boys, approximately your age, in the ring. They're fighting. Both of them are wearing simple tunics. One is holding what looks like a waster -- the other has a bokken. Neither seem like capable swordsmen. There are other children, many bleeding or bruised, sitting on the sidelines.
The boy with the waster is getting beaten up. The crowd watching starts to chant.
"Xavier, Xavier, Xavier!"
Bokken-boy starts smashing harder and his opponent can't keep up his defense. His sword is batted away, and the next blow lands square on his forehead. His eyes go blank and he's down and out.
Applause. You realize that if you have to fight 'Xavier' you're going to end up just like that boy on the ground. Unless you have a plan. The gentleman that you met earlier congratulates the winner of the fight, then announces to the crowd.
"Now, Xavier's guaranteed a spot in the militia. However, this young lad over here," he says as he motions toward you, "thinks he's better than all of you. He seems to think he doesn't need to show up in time for the tournament. So we're going to give him a match with Xavier. Except this time, no judges. No rules. No stopping once it's started."
The crowd turns toward you and starts to boo.
...you need to do something.
>...
Status: At the barracks.
Inventory: The rags on your back.
Skills: Average in all respects.