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[malimbar04]

So I decided I wanted to capture a dragon. The first step is to find out where the dragons are, right? I go to legends, find the first dragon, and read the history. Holy armok, I love this guy. entries consist entirely of things he's eaten, things he's stolen, and becoming the enemy of various groups. He's eaten 15 elves and 26 humans... and ONE dwarf. I think we gave him indigestion. I sense an opportunity for training.

but more often than he eats, he steals things. wooden and bone things form the elves are the most common.

[Ultimuh]

So I decided I wanted to capture a dragon. The first step is to find out where the dragons are, right? I go to legends, find the first dragon, and read the history. Holy armok, I love this guy. entries consist entirely of things he's eaten, things he's stolen, and becoming the enemy of various groups. He's eaten 15 elves and 26 humans... and ONE dwarf. I think we gave him indigestion. I sense an opportunity for training.

but more often than he eats, he steals things. wooden and bone things form the elves are the most common.

How else are dragons going to get treassure for their hoard?

[Necro910]

So I decided I wanted to capture a dragon. The first step is to find out where the dragons are, right? I go to legends, find the first dragon, and read the history. Holy armok, I love this guy. entries consist entirely of things he's eaten, things he's stolen, and becoming the enemy of various groups. He's eaten 15 elves and 26 humans... and ONE dwarf. I think we gave him indigestion. I sense an opportunity for training.

but more often than he eats, he steals things. wooden and bone things form the elves are the most common.

How else are dragons going to get treassure for their hoard?

Dragons have the compulsive need to hoard. SO LET THE ELVES BECOME POORRRRR

Wait, is it possible to demote a bunch of hippies living in the forest financially?

[Xen0n]

So I decided I wanted to capture a dragon. The first step is to find out where the dragons are, right? I go to legends, find the first dragon, and read the history. Holy armok, I love this guy. entries consist entirely of things he's eaten, things he's stolen, and becoming the enemy of various groups. He's eaten 15 elves and 26 humans... and ONE dwarf. I think we gave him indigestion. I sense an opportunity for training.

but more often than he eats, he steals things. wooden and bone things form the elves are the most common.

How else are dragons going to get treassure for their hoard?

Dragons have the compulsive need to hoard. SO LET THE ELVES BECOME POORRRRR

Wait, is it possible to demote a bunch of hippies living in the forest financially?

Take away their Rat Weed and -Stone Pots-

[Necro910]

So I decided I wanted to capture a dragon. The first step is to find out where the dragons are, right? I go to legends, find the first dragon, and read the history. Holy armok, I love this guy. entries consist entirely of things he's eaten, things he's stolen, and becoming the enemy of various groups. He's eaten 15 elves and 26 humans... and ONE dwarf. I think we gave him indigestion. I sense an opportunity for training.

but more often than he eats, he steals things. wooden and bone things form the elves are the most common.

How else are dragons going to get treassure for their hoard?

Dragons have the compulsive need to hoard. SO LET THE ELVES BECOME POORRRRR

Wait, is it possible to demote a bunch of hippies living in the forest financially?

Take away their Rat Weed and -Stone Pots-

Don't you mean rope reed? 

And since when do they have stone pots? They only ever have cloth and wood. Damn hypocrites 

[Ultimuh]

So I decided I wanted to capture a dragon. The first step is to find out where the dragons are, right? I go to legends, find the first dragon, and read the history. Holy armok, I love this guy. entries consist entirely of things he's eaten, things he's stolen, and becoming the enemy of various groups. He's eaten 15 elves and 26 humans... and ONE dwarf. I think we gave him indigestion. I sense an opportunity for training.

but more often than he eats, he steals things. wooden and bone things form the elves are the most common.

How else are dragons going to get treassure for their hoard?

Dragons have the compulsive need to hoard. SO LET THE ELVES BECOME POORRRRR

Wait, is it possible to demote a bunch of hippies living in the forest financially?

Take away their Rat Weed and -Stone Pots-

Don't you mean rope reed? 

And since when do they have stone pots? They only ever have cloth and wood. Damn hypocrites 

Dragons took them, that is why Elves have little of value.

[Tevish Szat]

The answer is simple: whatever the ELVES value, the dragon takes. 

You see, it's not the intrinsic monetary worth of a thing that's important to the hoard, though that of course helps.  It's the value the previous owner placed in it, how much they wanted or needed it.  A child's xxrag dollxx, leaking straw and missing one button eye, is just as worthy of hoarding as some king's 1187^th ☼Gold Statue of harem girls☼, if the child's heart and soul are utterly crushed when the dragon takes the doll away. 

It's not about accumulating wealth, pricey things that provide some big number of dorfbucks that you can stick on your lair and show off to all your friends cowed mortal worshippers, it's about having priceless things that no number, no matter how large, can properly describe the worth of.  That said, most sane creatures value valuables, so the hoard tends to be pretty shiny too.

[Oliolli]

In that case... I hope, for the dragons sake, that they never, ever rob Necro910...

[Necro910]

In that case... I hope, for the dragons sake, that they never, ever rob Necro910...

It would turn out bad.

For everyone.

EVERYWHERE.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHH

[Gizogin]

But why?  Dragons can swim in Necro910 stuff.  Unless you mean his retribution as the thing they should fear.

[Necro910]

But why?  Dragons can swim in Necro910 stuff.  Unless you mean his retribution as the thing they should fear.

But they cannot breath it!

DROWN YOU REPTILIAN BASTARDS, DROWNNNNN

[elf-fondling human]

Thing is, [like someone else (whom I'm unable to remember right now) said a few days ago], dragons seem to have a shiny things fetish.

[A Spoony Bard]

Thing is, [like someone else (whom I'm unable to remember right now) said a few days ago], dragons seem to have a shiny things fetish.

Does that mean the elves' wood is shiny?

[elf-fondling human]

As one whose policy is to only fondle elven women, I'm afraid I couldn't tell you.

[Ultimuh]

As one whose policy is to only fondle elven women, I'm afraid I couldn't tell you.

Good policy that, might make use of it next time I encounter elves of the female kind.