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[Dwarmin]

Meanwhile...

Kathryn is painting her toes a vibrant shade of purple, and watching the horror unfold at the GenCorp compound, on breaking news.

"Praise Zeus I got out of that Hellhole in time!"

Then she dug into her Lemon quiche. Mmm.

[Sinpwn]

Attempt to hop into an elevator/stairway and make my way to the nearest place with a supply of robotic limbs and medical attention.

[Ochita]

Set the drones on all of them, kill mode. While the drones are doing their thing, drag sinclair into a elevator, and attempt to help fix his wounds.

[Spartan]

Ha ha now's my chance.

Name: Ethan Krios
Age: 5
Job Title: Official bodyguard of BRUCE HALFORD
Skill: (+1) Super Strength (+ 1 to all strength rolls)
Weakness: Dumb as a post
Bio: Genetically modified to be super strong, fast and undyingly  loyal to the Halford name.

MUST JOIN MOST EPIC GAME OF ALL TIME

[lawastooshort]

I'm very sorry but I can't accept any more players as the game is nearly over. It's taken longer than I thought.

[Spartan]

I'm very sorry but I can't accept any more players as the game is nearly over. It's taken longer than I thought.

yeah I probably should have figured that out. Oh well.

[lawastooshort]

Yeah I'm sorry because a) that's an awesome age and b) I am enjoying the final office death match.

Oh but c) Bruce is dead.

But I can't keep it going any longer.

[Spartan]

Yeah I'm sorry because a) that's an awesome age and b) I am enjoying the final office death match.

Oh but c) Bruce is dead.

But I can't keep it going any longer.

Yeah I just thought it would be fun to play with whether I would side for or against Bruce's daughter. But I totally understand

[Theodolus]

I am so very very disappointed in you Tracy. All through this game you have given me the most epic successes and epically awesome failures. And now you just melt into slush? Weak. Very weak. You are a failure to your family name. *shakes head sadly*

[lawastooshort]

Tuesday: 0926 hours.

Set the drones on all of them, kill mode. While the drones are doing their thing, drag sinclair into a elevator, and attempt to help fix his wounds.

Taking cover from the Violent Socialist School Girl Swim Team Storm Troopers behind the desk where you are logged in, you command the drones to pacify the dastardly children, Kill Mode Activated! They whir into action, the entire flock buzzing speedily across the office, before running into the Tracyslush melting on the floor [1]. The Submission Drones suffer a fatal short circuit! They start to smoke! They start to flame! They start to spin in tiny violent burning circles! It’s one last terrible act of petty revenge!

As the office around you starts to burn, you see the Violent Socialist School Girl Swim Team Storm Troopers advance into the wall of flame, their flame retardant Scouts uniforms serving them well! Bullets ring out as you crawl over to Sinclair to help him with his terrible injuries, but he hops away faster than you can get to him [3]. He disappears from sight! Damn your confounded pacified feet!

Suddenly you are left all alone in the blazing office filled with Violent Socialist School Girl Swim Team Storm Troopers. One of them rounds the corner of the filing cabinet you are crouched behind, aiming her MP5 at your face.

Attempt to hop into an elevator/stairway and make my way to the nearest place with a supply of robotic limbs and medical attention.

You get up and hop majestically to the nearest hidden elevator and make your way to the GenCorp medical bay, kicking the door in with your good foot. It’s empty. You hobble over to the RoboLimb cupboard and pick yourself a nice new foot, and start to read through the quick start guide. It’s remarkably easy to follow! You attach the Velcro fastenings and you’re ready to go. You feel much better [6]!

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Spoiler: Daniel (click to show/hide)

Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit, Mech-pants.
Hit points: 15
Wounds: Right arm eaten! Pacified feet!
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! , Invent
Location: NW Corner
 

Spoiler: Sinclair Sleen (click to show/hide)

Items: Machinenailgun! Robofoot!
Hit points: 17
Wounds: None
Morale: -0
Failure Rating: 10.
Abilities: MIND FLAYING! Invisibility!
Location: SW Corner
Achievement Unlocked: Groin Stapler!

Spoiler: ANNA HALFORD (click to show/hide)

Items: Light sabers, Swim Champ Badge
Hit points: 25
Wounds: None
Morale: 25
Failure Rating: -100.
Abilities: The Force
Location:
 

[Ochita]

ADVENTURE MODE TRAVEL AWAAAY, TO THE ROOF.

[Sinpwn]

(Gah, sorry about that, been busy,)
Get to the highest ground possible and rendezvous with Daniel, firing upon anything hostile in my way.

[lawastooshort]

Tuesday: 0928 hours.

ADVENTURE MODE TRAVEL AWAAAY, TO THE ROOF.

[Init Daniel vs Swim Team Storm Trooper 3 vs 3]

As the Violent Socialist School Girl pulls the trigger, you desperately activate ADVENTURE MODE TRAVEL, dematerialising from view as a hail of bullets rip through your left foot. When you rematerialise you look down at the blood pouring from your foot and suddenly notice your eaten right arm has returned! It doesn’t even look chewed [4]!

Suddenly there is a whir of rematerialisation in the air before you.

Wound Sustained: Left foot shot to bits!
Wound Healed: Right arm returned!
Health Restored: 9hp!

Get to the highest ground possible and rendezvous with Daniel, firing upon anything hostile in my way.

Chucking the RoboLimb quick start guide in the waste paper basket you storm out of the medical bay, kicking the door off its hinges with your new RoboFoot as you draw your machinenailgun. Some supernatural sense of intuition makes you feel you should probably head to the highest ground possible, so you follow the signs in the corridor to the emergency stairwell [4].

You kick the firedoor off its hinges too, smacking a Violent Socialist Storm Trooper awkwardly in the face as you do so. She bursts into tears! She runs off!

You make your way up the stairwell, machinenailgun held out in both hands before you: you hear rustling and giggling behind the door at the very top! You stealth your way to the top of the stairs and crouch, machinenailgun at the ready. Six violent Red Suits burst through the door! You’re ready for them! They look hostile! You fire upon them!

The Socialist Swim Team Girl Scouts are cut down in a hail of naily death [6vs 4]!

Stepping over the bodies, you reach the upper floor, and run down the corridor to the escape hatch ladder.

You climb out of the building onto Helipad 42B.

Anna Halford stands face to face with Daniel, wielding a light saber in each hand.

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Spoiler: Daniel (click to show/hide)

Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit, Mech-pants.
Hit points: 24
Wounds: Left foot shot to bits!
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! , Invent
Location: Helipad 42B.
 

Spoiler: Sinclair Sleen (click to show/hide)

Items: Machinenailgun! Robofoot!
Hit points: 17
Wounds: None
Morale: -0
Failure Rating: 10.
Abilities: MIND FLAYING! Invisibility!
Location: Helipad 42B.
Achievement Unlocked: Groin Stapler!

Spoiler: ANNA HALFORD (click to show/hide)

Items: Light sabers, Swim Champ Badge
Hit points: 25
Wounds: None
Morale: 25
Failure Rating: -100.
Abilities: The Force
Location: Helipad 42B.
 

[Ochita]

"Sinclair.. Lets work together, there is nothing that stops us from being allies."
Full ice anna.

[Sinpwn]

"Damn straight. Let's do this!"
Turn Anna into a pincushion.